Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

The present is never a happy state to any being

When makinga decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous toconsider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choiceof a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious,from somewhere within ou

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.