The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

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Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.

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Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

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If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

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