The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.