Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

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Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

Anounce of mediation is

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Don'thate, it's too

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

you can not strengthen

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

I don't like that

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

It's not only later

It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.

Contradictionshould

Contradictionshould awaken Attention, not Passion.

Man alone contains

Man alone contains within himself as many species as exist on earth.

Earnest people are

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

In history, characters

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