He who is unable

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

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Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.

Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

If we shake hands

If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

A mistake in judgement

A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Thecompromise will

Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Somepeople reach

Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Constantrepetition carries

Constantrepetition carries conviction.

Men are mortal,

Men are mortal, but ideas are immortal.

Alwaysforgive your enemies.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

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