Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Far better to think historically, to remember the lessonsof the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part ofthe knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be onewho knows that if you reserve the power not to

Books without the knowledge of life are useless.

Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.