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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     722 views       Quotes

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Parents these days
Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.
The more faithfully
The more faithfully you listen to the voice withhin you, the batter you will hear what is sounding outside.And only he who listens can speak.
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
Only hethat has traveled
Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.
Necessity truns lion into fox.
Necessity truns lion into fox.
Byblending the breath
Byblending the breath of the sun and the shade, true harmony comes into theworld.
The possession of
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
A slyrabbit will have
A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.
Some People strengthen
Some People strengthen the society just by being the kind of people they are.
In anyfree society,
In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
Everyoneis kneaded out
Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
When our hearts
When our hearts are empty, we collect things.

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