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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     787 views       Quotes

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If you are distressed
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Well-managed,cooperative
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Silence, along with
Silence, along with modesty, is a great aid to conversation.
Becausewe focused on
Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.
Tranquility will roof
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The true test
The true test of intelligence is not how much people know how to do, but how they behave when they don't know what to do.
Human beings are
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Long-rangeplanning
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A man may die,
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives Ideas have endurance without death.
In God we
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
We make our
We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

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