Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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It is no profit to

It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.

To ease another's

To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.

He that is unkind

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

People who do not

People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.

There'sno need to

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

Remember not only

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

All thingsat first appear

All thingsat first appear difficult.

Necessity truns lion into fox.

Too late is the

Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.

To rule is not

To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.

I am atpeace with

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

Ittakes time to

Ittakes time to save time.

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