Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Without dialogue there

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If you can't love

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Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.

At times, it is

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Renown and repose

Renown and repose do not go together.

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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Most ofour so-

Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

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Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

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