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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     829 views       Quotes

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The Truly free
The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.
No one is rich
No one is rich enough to do without neighbour.
Little things console
Little things console us because little things afflict us.
You're ina much
You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.
Truepeace is not
Truepeace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of justice.
The weaknesses of
The weaknesses of many make leader possible.
Thefirst principle of
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
The sun, though
The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.
Character is a by-product;
Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.
I am atpeace with
I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.
Passionsare generally
Passionsare generally roused by great conflicts.
Tofight fear, act
Tofight fear, act. To increase fear wait, put off, postpone.

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