Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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You don'thave to

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

Power consists in

Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.

Any man's death

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Lookingfor fish?

Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.

Happiness is the art

Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.

A goodpreparation takes

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

He who truly knows

He who truly knows has no occasion to shout

When the eyes

When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.

As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

"Man wishes2fly

"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"

The highest pleasure

The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour

The problem with

The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

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