Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Negotiatingin the classic

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Whenevertwo good

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There isnothing more

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Nevercut what you can untie.

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Listening,not imitation,

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Enthusiasm is faith

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Supicion of one's

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