Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

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The true test of intelligence is not how much people know how to do, but how they behave when they don't know what to do.
You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.
Silenceis foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.
Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.