Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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God made time,

God made time, but man made haste.

A fool can tell

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

Suffering is one

Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. WE can only record its moods and chronicle their return.

The good things

The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.

Philosophy may describe

Philosophy may describe unreason, as it may describe force; it cannot hope to refute them.

Myinterest is in

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

Politeness is the

Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.

Speak whenyou are

Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Embracingconflict can

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

Every man is entitled

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

Education makes people

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

Life only demands

Life only demands from you the strength you posses

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