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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     814 views       Quotes

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Any man's death
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If you get to
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All the power that
All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.
Nostrength within,
Nostrength within, no respect without.

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