Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

Fromlittle acorns mighty

Fromlittle acorns mighty oaks do grow.

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

The highest pleasure

The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour

A happy family is

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

It's the job that'

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

Aclosed mind is like

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

Many a gem of wisdom

Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.

Some people suffer

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

Conflictisn't negative,

Conflictisn't negative, it just is.

There are two

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

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