Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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If absolute power

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?

Usesoft words and hard

Usesoft words and hard arguments.

Ifanyone is not

Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.

Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

It is mark of a

It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

Treat peopleas if

Treat peopleas if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what theyare capable of being.

Onemust talk little and

Onemust talk little and listen much.

Keep a secret;

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Past time is only e

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

It isthrough cooperation,

It isthrough cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes willbe derived.

The art of writing i

The art of writing is the art of restraint.

There'sno need to

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

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