Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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One ofthe lessons

One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Inbusiness, you don't

Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

Life is like a mirror

Life is like a mirror. smile at it, and it is charming; frown at it, and it becomes sinister.

My green thumb

My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

Power is a little

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

Sweet is pleasure

Sweet is pleasure after pain

Kindwords do not

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

A peace which depends

A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.

Knowlege is two

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

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Two man looks out through the same bars: the one sees the mud, the one the stars.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

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