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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     899 views       Quotes

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