Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Ideal society is a drama enacted exclusively in the imagination

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To copy is to put an end to creativeness. Unless there is originality, you can do nothing.

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Every man has enough power left to carry out that of whichhe is convinced.

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