Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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It doesnot do

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

There is a sweet

There is a sweet joy that comes to us after sorrow.

Liberty and democracy

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

If you salute your

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

When there is

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

Every man is entitled

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

True miracle are

True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him

True,Heaven prohibits

True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.

At times, it is

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

It is better to

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier tobe sometimes cheated than not to trust.

Democracy is the art of

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

We thought, because

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

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