Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Nature's instructions

Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

Donot wrong or

Donot wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

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First-rate men

First-rate men employ first-rate men; second-rate men employ third-rate men.

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Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.

Don'thate, it's

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Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

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