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Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  
Jan, 21 2012     183 chars (2 sms)     813 views       Quotes

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The Truly free
The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.
Power comes from
Power comes from sincere service
To be wronged is
To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.
Believing that soom
Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.
A rumor goes in
A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.
All the power
All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.
The Universe is
The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.
Makesure you leave
Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.
To exaggrerate is
To exaggrerate is to weaken.
No manever did a
No manever did a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greaterto himself .
The possession of
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
Compromiseis never anything
Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

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