Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Onlyfree men can

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

Ho puri dil ki

Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Silenceis the ultimate

Silenceis the ultimate weapon of power.

The king goes as

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Love is the noblest

Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind

It's whenyou're

It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Thosewho are at

Thosewho are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.

Nothing doth more

Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

you can not strengthen

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

It is not the whip

It is not the whip that makes man, but the lure of things that are worthy to be loved.

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