Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Life is progress

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Whatlies behind

Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.

You make a mountain

You make a mountain of a mole-hill.

Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Books without the

Books without the knowledge of life are useless.

You could forgive

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

There isnothing so

There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

Genius is a long impatience.

Even to observe neutrality you

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

Experience is a hard teacher

Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

Reasonguides but a

Reasonguides but a small part of man, and the rest obeys feeling, true or false,and passion, good or bad.

In Prayer it is better

In Prayer it is better to have a Heart without Words than words without a Heart.

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