Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Democracy is the art of

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

Everything has been

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

You can not help

You can not help men permanantly by doing for them what they could do for themselves

No manever did a

No manever did a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greaterto himself .

The young man

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

Ifpassion drives you,

Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

We gain freedom

We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.

If error is corrected

If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such,the path of error is the path of truth.

The liberty of the

The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.

Honesty is like

Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.

Since God made us

Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?

Old fools are

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

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