Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Mistakes are to Life

Mistakes are to Life what shadows are to Light.

No matter how

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

A faithful friend is medicine of Life.

Whenevertwo people

Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

Even a dog knows

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

you cannot establish

you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money

Trust exists;

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Conflict is neither

Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

Beon a horse when

Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.

you salute your

you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

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