Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Pleasure is the sincerest

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

Treatpeople as if

Treatpeople as if they were, what they ought to be andyou help them become what they are capable of being.

The greatest humiliation

The greatest humiliation in life is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get.

Extremiststhink communication

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

Bekind, for everyone

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Peopledo not seem

Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.

Fourthings come not

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

Man's life would

Man's life would be wretched and confined if it were to missthe candid intimacy developed by mutual trust and esteem.

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

One cannot be precise

One cannot be precise and still be pure.

Optimists and pessimists

Optimists and pessimists have one fault in common: they are afraid of the truth.

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