Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

Youcan't stay in

Youcan't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come toyou. You have to go to them sometimes.

True friendship comes

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

Thesingle most powerful

Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.

All the power that

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

The art of writing i

The art of writing is the art of restraint.

Without trust, words

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.

Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Difficultiesare meant to

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

As long as there

As long as there is life there is danger.

Silenceis a true

Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.

He that is unkind

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

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