Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
  

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My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.
Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.
If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.
Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.
... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen
If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.
Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.
Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.