Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather thancompetitive goals.

Every advantage has its tax

We do not err

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

He who gainsa

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

No doctor is

No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.

Who digs a pit f

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

I willprepare and

I willprepare and some day my chance will come.

Goodcommunication is as

Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.

If a man is prodigal,

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

To know how to

To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

We arejudged by

We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.

It'sgood to shut

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

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