Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Onlyfree men can

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

You gotto be very

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Only put off

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Search not a

Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.

Only the educated are free.

To copy is to

To copy is to put an end to creativeness. Unless there is originality, you can do nothing.

What wesee depends

What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.

Silenceis as full

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

A mistake in judgement

A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.

I liketo listen. I

I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

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