Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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Everything has it's

Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.

Conflictlies at the

Conflictlies at the core of innovation.

Love is the noblest

Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind

As if you could

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

Every new adjustment

Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.

Whilewe consider when

Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.

It is throughcooperation

It is throughcooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes will bederived.

Ashes fly back

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

Keep a secret;

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

None but the productive

None but the productive can be strong; and none but the strong can be free.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

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