Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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If anenemy is

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

The lust for power

The lust for power in dominating others inflames the heartmore than any other passion.

Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

When you choose

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

Dignity is a matter which

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

Knowledge leads to unity

Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.

One cannot be precise

One cannot be precise and still be pure.

Youcan't stay in

Youcan't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come toyou. You have to go to them sometimes.

People loan their

People loan their trust, they don't give it.

Learning, the destroyer of

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

Accomplishmentof purpose is

Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.

I love power

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

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