We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

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Truth is strengthened

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

A fly beforehis own

A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

In God we trust;

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

No one can make

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

What wesee depends

What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.

Most of our so-

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk:

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

Whohath not known

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

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