I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

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We mustbe part

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

The purpose of

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

Everyone speaks well

Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

To startblindly with a

To startblindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness, andwill lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.

The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

When aman says that

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Two man looks

Two man looks out through the same bars: the one sees the mud, the one the stars.

Ittakes nine months

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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