Negotiatingmeans getting

Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.

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A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Power corrupts

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Thedifficult part in

Thedifficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather toknow it.

Since God made us

Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?

Thepessimist sees difficulty

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Education is the ability

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

Anyone whoconducts an

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

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