When aman says

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

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Surprise is the greatest

Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Youcan't stay in

Youcan't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come toyou. You have to go to them sometimes.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Thereverse side also

Thereverse side also has a reverse side.

Power corrupts.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Thecompromise will

Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

Malice drinketh its

Malice drinketh its own poison.

Thetime to repair the

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

Pessimism, when you

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

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