Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Keepthings informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.

There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

No one is free who does not Lord over himself.

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.