The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

Let not thy wil

Let not thy will roar, when the power can but whisper.

Sweet is pleasure

Sweet is pleasure after pain

Pain is the outcome of sin.

God has created the

God has created the world in play.

It isgreed to do

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

Themost important of

Themost important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silentchambers of the soul.

Thepast is malleable

Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

Symanpathy is a

Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well

Remember not only

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Silenceis the ultimate

Silenceis the ultimate weapon of power.

The hand of liberty

The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.

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