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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
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Too late is the
Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.
Fourthings come not
Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.
Aquarrel is like buttermilk:
Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.
I think we may
I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
Power is no
Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.
Honesty is like
Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.
It doesnot do
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
Every child is an
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
The property
The property of power is to protect.
Oppositesattract and
Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.
Neverdoubt that a
Neverdoubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change theworld. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.
Luck never mad a
Luck never mad a mad man wise

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