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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1535 views       Quotes

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A book, like a landscape
A book, like a landscape, is a state of consciouness varying with readers.
Whenyou lose, don't
Whenyou lose, don't lose the lesson.
The condition upon
The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
A round egg can
A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.
To beprepared is half
To beprepared is half the victory.
Conduct is wise or
Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.
Thereare two dilemmas
Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Personal appearance is
Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.
Who digs a pit f
Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
To ask advice is
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.
You cannot truly
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
The measure of
The measure of a man is what he does with power.

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