The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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What we seek

What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

A fool shows

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Power concedes nothing

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did andit never will.

Unless aman has

Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

If you salute your

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

Bring ideas in and

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

Talkingmuch about

Talkingmuch about oneself may be a way of hiding oneself.

One must be poor

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.

Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

We owealmost all

We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Personal appearance is

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

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