The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Sacrificers are not

Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.

Every village has to become a

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

I said to the

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Misfortuneis not that

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Power is something

Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.

Men are cruel

Men are cruel, but man is kind.

The king goes

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Out of the fullness

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

Philosophy begins

Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.

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