The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Some people suffer

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Of all human foibles

Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.

Onemust talk little and

Onemust talk little and listen much.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

A man's real life is

A man's real life is that accorded to him in the thoughtd other man by reason of respect or natural love.

The most important things

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Fools rush in where

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

Speak when you

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

An individual without

An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.

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