The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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No manever did a

No manever did a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greaterto himself .

Suspicion begets

Suspicion begets suspicion.

Years wrinkle the

Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

One whodoes not

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

Life without the

Life without the Courage is death for slavery.

A moment's insight is

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience

Do good to your

Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

He who asks a

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

There is no cure

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

Familiarize yourself

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

Conscience is the frame of

Conscience is the frame of character, love is the covering for it.

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