The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Difficultiesare meant

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

The louder the

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

Kindness is a language

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

When youhave to

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

The Natural flights

The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

Ashes fly back

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

Thereare no secrets.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

The World is but

The World is but, a school of inquiry.

Commitmentin the face

Commitmentin the face of conflict produces character.

Adam and Eve had

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

It is in our idleness,

It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.

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