The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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As if you could

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

Alwaysforgive your enemies.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Nature's instructions

Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

There may be said

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

It isnot necessary

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

Effectivecommunication is

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

When regard for

When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.

A barking dog is

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Truth is strengthened by

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay, falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

Arbitrary power is

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are veryhard, very liable to be broken.

We owealmost all

We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

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