The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Old men are dangerous

Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

At times, it is

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

Donot wrong or

Donot wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.

Onehour of thoughtful

Onehour of thoughtful solitude may nerve the heart for days of conflict girdingup its armor to meet the most insidious foe.

Suffering is the sole

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

It isimpossible to

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

Men are mortal,

Men are mortal, but ideas are immortal.

It doesnot do

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

True friendship comes

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

Patience is something

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

Unresolved:A dose

Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.

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