The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Passionsare generally

Passionsare generally roused by great conflicts.

Nothingstrengthens

Nothingstrengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individualresponsibility.

The bird a nest,

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

We gain freedom

We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.

Nothing is a permanent

Nothing is a permanent except change.

We areall inclined

We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

The split in you

The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

Friendships begin with

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.

To know the pains

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

My Strength is

My Strength is made perfect in weakness

Democracy will break

Democracy will break under the strain of apronstrings. It can exist only on trust.

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