The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?
Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
Youcannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.
Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.
Onecomes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whetherthe statement be true or false. It comes to be dominating thought in one'smind.
Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.
The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.
... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen
Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.
The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.