The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Thetime to repair the

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

Dealwith the faults

Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

He whocannot agree

He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

Most of the shadows

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.

He who truly knows

He who truly knows has no occasion to shout

The most imaginative

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.

There is a sweet

There is a sweet joy that comes to us after sorrow.

Poetry is the impish

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

The ability to laugh

The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.

The ability to

The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

Familiarize yourself

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

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