The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.
Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by
There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.
Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.
Every advantage has its tax
Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.
If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.
A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
Thecorrect strategy for Americans negotiating with Japanese or other foreignclients is a Japanese strategy:ask questions. When you think you understand, ask more questions. Carefullyfeel for pressure points.If an impasse is reached, don't pressure. Sugges
Liberation is not deliverance.
God has created the world in play.