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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1374 views       Quotes

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Civilization has made the
Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.
The Pursuit of
The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.
To do what others
To do what others cannot do is talent. To do what talent cannot do is genius.
Standingin the
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
Every kind of
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarily basedon mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.
Beon a horse when
Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.
The soul would
The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.
Success is often
Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.
Quarrelsend, but
Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.
Beware,as long as
Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.
Theultimate test of
Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Power takes as
Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.

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