The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Communicationis a skill that you can learn. It's like riding a bicycle or typing. Ifyou're willing to work at it, you can rapidly improve the quality of everypart of your life.
Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment
True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.
The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.
Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.
Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.
The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.
A Habit is a shirt made of iron.
Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.
Youcan't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come toyou. You have to go to them sometimes.
Old fools are more foolish than you ones.