The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Onemust talk little and

Onemust talk little and listen much.

I liketo listen. I

I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

The greatest humiliation

The greatest humiliation in life is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get.

In thefield of observation,

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

Thereis all the difference

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Commonsense in an

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

The numberone goal in

The numberone goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain theirself-esteem.

Successis blocked by

Successis blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it ... Success is shy itwon't come out while you're watching.

The sun, though

The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.

Suspicion begets

Suspicion begets suspicion.

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

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