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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1716 views       Quotes

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A fool shows
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
Conscientious men are,
Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.
Show me a man
Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.
The past is always
The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.
Sincerity is impossible,
Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character
If youcould kick
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
A room without books
A room without books is a body without soul
All is riddle, and the
All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.
Takeyour life into
Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.
The numberone goal in
The numberone goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain theirself-esteem.
Nations get as
Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.
There is no fate
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

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