The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Old fools are more foolish than you ones.
Money is what things run into and people run out of
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.
There is no passion in life as intense as the desire to change someone else's draft.
Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.
As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.
You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
All excellent things are as difficult as they are rare
Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.
Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.
Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.