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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1282 views       Quotes

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What we seek
What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.
It isdifficult to
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
Weagree completely on
Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.
Earnest people are
Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side
It is easier to discover
It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.
Do notfind fault
Do notfind fault, find a remedy.
The comforter's
The comforter's head never aches.
No nation is so
No nation is so poor that it cannot afford to gie free speech
It is no profit to
It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.
Patriots always talk
Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country
A book is a mirror;
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.
Dignity is a matter which
Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

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