The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.
Laughter is shortest distance between two people.
Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.
Silenceis foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
A man without patience is a lamp without oil.
Modesty is the clothing of talent.
Pain is the outcome of sin.
Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.
Thetrouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought ofyet.
One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.
If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.
Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.