The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.
When people prophesy, they generally makes the mistake of transforming the past to future.
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.
Thework will teach you how to do it.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
A quiettongue shows a wise head.
I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
Thisduality has been reflected in classical as well as modern literature asreason versus passion, or mind versus intuition. The split between the ‘conscious’mind and the ‘unconscious.’ There are moments in each of ourlives when our verbal-intellect sugges
Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.
Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.
The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.