The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.
He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.
In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.
The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.
Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.
Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.
Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Men are mortal, but ideas are immortal.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.