The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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A quiettongue shows

A quiettongue shows a wise head.

Effectivecommunication is

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

Keep a secret;

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

We judge others

We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.

I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

DonÆt let life discourage

DonÆt let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was

A book, tight shut

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

Before following a

Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

Nevercut what you can untie.

We owealmost all

We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

If error is corrected

If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such,the path of error is the path of truth.

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