The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A man sits as many risks as he runs.
Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.
Usesoft words and hard arguments.
Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.
My Strength is made perfect in weakness
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.
Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.
Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.
It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.
Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.