The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.
I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted intoenergy, even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that canmove the world.
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.
There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.
Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.
Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.
Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.
Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.
Let not thy will roar, when the power can but whisper.