The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A quiettongue shows a wise head.
None but the productive can be strong; and none but the strong can be free.
Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.
Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid
To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway
The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.
People who fight with fire usually end up with ashes.
A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.
When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt.