The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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A room without books

A room without books is a body without soul

Old fools are

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

Fanaticism is the

Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.

Power corrupts.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Adversity attract

Adversity attracts the man of character. He seeks out the better joy, responsibility.

Silenceis the mother

Silenceis the mother of truth.

He who hurriescannot

He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.

The repetition in

The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"

Never Explain Yourself

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""

Little things console

Little things console us because little things afflict us.

Thedifficult part in

Thedifficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather toknow it.

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