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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1224 views       Quotes

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Where love rules,
Where love rules, there is no will to power; and wherepower predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of theother.
Thedirect use of
Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Whenangry, count to
Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.
Forbidden fruit can
Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.
One should never
One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.
Sweet is pleasure
Sweet is pleasure after pain
Whodigs a pit for
Whodigs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
Don't beafraid of opposition
Don't beafraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.
You only have
You only have power over people so long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's nolonger in your power he's free again.
The aimof argument
The aimof argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.
It isthrough cooperation,
It isthrough cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes willbe derived.
Inbusiness, you don't
Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

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