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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1722 views       Quotes

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Years wrinkle the
Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
When the eyes
When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.
Do not despair, not
Do not despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair.
Long-rangeplanning
Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.
A happy family is
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
The man who
The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.
Thereward for always
Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.
Poetry is the impish
Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.
No manever did a
No manever did a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greaterto himself .
You may be deceived
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you willlive in torment if you don't trust enough.
He who hurriescannot
He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.
War does not
War does not determine who is right - only who is left

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