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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1471 views       Quotes

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Ninety-ninepercent of
Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.
Mandoes not live
Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.
Oppositesattract and
Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.
As if you could
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
We thought, because
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
Life without the
Life without the Courage is death for slavery.
Every child is an
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
Opportunists take
Opportunists take now for an answer.
Don'tstand by the
Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.
Do notfind fault
Do notfind fault, find a remedy.
Inspiration is apt
Inspiration is apt to come only while one is working, waited for, it usually keeps waiting.
Skill inthe art of
Skill inthe art of communication is crucial to a leader's success. He can accomplishnothing unless he can communicate effectively.

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