The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.
A man's ruin lies in his tongue.
Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.
I willprepare and some day my chance will come.
Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.
Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.
Voilence is a Just when kindness is vain
Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.
Takecare, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you willforever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make adifference, if you choose to do so.
If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.