The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp
Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.
Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.
Talentalone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at theright time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are youready?'
Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Letevery eye negotiate for itself, and trust no agent.
Sorrow and silence are strong, and patient endurance is god-like.
Sometimeswe have the dream but we are not ourselves ready for the dream. We have togrow to meet it.
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.
Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.