The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Thepast is malleable

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Light is good in

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Keep a secret;

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Conflictleads to less-

Conflictleads to less-than-adequate performance, resentments, and lack of motivation.

Negotiatingmeans getting

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Civilization has made the

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

It'sthe repetition

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Modesty is the

Modesty is the clothing of talent.

Thereis all the difference

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

When the defects

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Don't let life discourage

Don't let life discourage your, everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

It isthe acid test

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