The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Thetime to repair the

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

There are two

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

Truth is strengthened

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

Honesty is like

Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.

Whenevertwo good

Whenevertwo good people argue over principles, they are both right.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

When weblame,

When weblame, we give away our power.

Pleasure is the sincerest

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

Character is a by-product;

Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.

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