The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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The man who

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

Any man's death

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Accomplishmentof purpose is

Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.

Never Explain Yourself

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""

What sunshine is

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

Humality is a

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

The surest way

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

Education is the chief

Education is the chief defence of a Nation.

Power, however

Power, however it has evolved, whatever its origins, willnot be given up without a struggle.

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Learning without

Learning without thought is labour lost,thought without learning is perilous.

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