The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.
I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.
A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.
Beautifullight is born of darkness, so the faith that springs from conflict is oftenthe strongest and the best.
Evil alone has oil for every wheel
Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.
My Strength is made perfect in weakness
No one is rich enough to do without neighbour.
When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.
Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"