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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1076 views       Quotes

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At times, it is
At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Life cannot go
Life cannot go on without much forgetting.
Consistencyis
Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.
You cannot truly
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
Whenmen and women
Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.
No man is the
No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.
Ultimately, the only
Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.
The remedy for
The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.
Ifanyone is not
Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.
The spokenword belongs
The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.
It's good to shut
It's good to shut up sometimes.
Let no one,
Let no one, then think lightly of the world, lest he be despising himself unawares

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