The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
Trust exists; only lies are invented.
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Toeffectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the waywe perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to ourcommunication with others.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
You must remember that all work is simply to bring out the power of the mind which is already there to wake up the soul.
Sometimes the man of action is the fellow who has just got both his feat in hot water.
To copy is to put an end to creativeness. Unless there is originality, you can do nothing.
Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.