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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1540 views       Quotes

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Differentfields, different
Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.
Usesoft words and hard
Usesoft words and hard arguments.
It isgreed to do
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
Silenceis a true
Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.
The prevalent fear
The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.
Thespirit indeed is
Thespirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Bekind, for everyone
Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Fools rush in where
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
He that can't
He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.
To have a respect
To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.
Example is better than following it.
Example is better than following it.
Necessitynever made
Necessitynever made a good bargain.

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