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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1320 views       Quotes

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If you don't know
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.
The king goes
The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.
When our hearts
When our hearts are empty, we collect things.
Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Duty largely consists of
Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical
A bad workman
A bad workman never gets a good tool.
Grantgraciously what
Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.
In loving, you lean
In loving, you lean on some one to hold him up.
A man without patience
A man without patience is a lamp without oil.
Necessity truns lion into fox.
Necessity truns lion into fox.
A quiettongue shows
A quiettongue shows a wise head.
Hatred does not not
Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

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