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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     892 views       Quotes

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No strength within,
No strength within, no respect without.
The aim of education
The aim of education is not the specialist but the man of vision who can humanise our life by integrating emotional demands with our new knowledge
Thereare no secrets.
Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.
Let us nevernegotiate
Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
In themiddle of
In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
The most imaginative
The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.
Originality is the
Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.
My greenthumb came
My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.
Always the dullness
Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits
Nature arms each
Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.
No matterhow thin you
No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
Can we do good to
Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.

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