The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.
You only have power over people so long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's nolonger in your power he's free again.
One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.
Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.
Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.
In history, characters and events occur twice, first as tragedy then as farce.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government
One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.
Everyoneis wise until he speaks.
you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money
Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.