The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.
To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.
Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.
You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.
It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.
Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.