The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.
Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind
A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes
Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.
Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.
Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.
"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.