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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1469 views       Quotes

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There are three ways
There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.
Whetherit's the best
Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Peoplewho can't admit
Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.
Usenon-verbal communication to
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
Finance is the art
Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
No strength within,
No strength within, no respect without.
It's notthe size
It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
One of the function
One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.
All our rightousnesses
All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags
We areall faced
We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.
Silenceis the mother
Silenceis the mother of truth.
Adversityis the
Adversityis the foundation of virtue.

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