The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.
The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.
Silenceis foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
Opportunists take now for an answer.
Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.
Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.
A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.
Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.
Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.
An artist is a cut above the critic, for the artist is writing something which will move the critic. The critic is writing something which will move everybody but the artist
Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.
The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour