The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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A man of great common

A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

The deeper the

The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.

Whenconflict becomes

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

Never play cat

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

Trust no one

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.

People who can't

People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

Astupid act entails

Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.

Optimists and pessimists

Optimists and pessimists have one fault in common: they are afraid of the truth.

Extremiststhink communication

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

Thefire you kindle

Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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