The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Wisdom loves the

Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom

You cannot truly

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

Silenceis as full of

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

Knowledge leads to unity

Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.

All faults may be

All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

Suffering is one

Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. WE can only record its moods and chronicle their return.

It doesnot do

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

People say law

People say law but they mean wealth.

People who can't

People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

I don't like that

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

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