The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Tofight fear, act. To increase fear wait, put off, postpone.
Unselfishness is more paying,only people have not the patience to practice it.
The true test of intelligence is not how much people know how to do, but how they behave when they don't know what to do.
Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.
Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.
It's notthe will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.
Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
No matter how good the idea of the other fellow may be, there is always a better one !
Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.
When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.