The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Don'tjudge a book by its cover.
Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
People loan their trust, they don't give it.
It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Themore adaptability exists for a given kind of decision, the less risky it isto make plans for the future, and therefore the more likely it is that morepeople will make more plans in such areas.
We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
Sayingnothing... sometimes says the most.
Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.
Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
Centralization as a system is inconsistent with a non-voilent structure of society.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!