The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A quiettongue shows a wise head.
Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.
It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.
Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.
Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.
Our power is in our ability to decide.
It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.
Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and
Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.
Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.
A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.