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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1568 views       Quotes

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We thought, because
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
Astupid act entails
Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.
Power, however
Power, however it has evolved, whatever its origins, willnot be given up without a struggle.
A goodplan is like a
A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.
Evena sheet of
Evena sheet of paper has two sides.
By despising all that
By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.
Responsibility is the
Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.
Therecan be no
Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.
Takeadvantage of the
Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.
God has created the
God has created the world in play.
The liberty of the
The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.
Byfailing to prepare
Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.

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