The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Relationships of trust

Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to looknot only to our own interests, but also the interests of others.

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

Sweet is pleasure

Sweet is pleasure after pain

Every new adjustment

Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.

Be notdisturbed at being

Be notdisturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed at not understanding.

If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

Some people suffer

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

When our hearts

When our hearts are empty, we collect things.

Bytrying often, the

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Love is the noblest

Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind

Adam and Eve had

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

The bird a nest,

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

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