The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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If an enemyis annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.
There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.
No matter how good the idea of the other fellow may be, there is always a better one !
Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.
All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.
Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.
Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.
Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous
A man's ruin lies in his tongue.
Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.