The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.
Oursubconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell thedifference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What wecontinually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
A man's ruin lies in his tongue.
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.
Younever really understand a person until you consider things from his point ofview.
The more we see, the more we shall be able to imagine, and the more we imagine, the more we must think we see.
Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well
Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
Talkback to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.