The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

Those who trust

Those who trust us educate us.

The greatest virtue

The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.

Search not a

Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.

Man alone contains

Man alone contains within himself as many species as exist on earth.

It was impossible to

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Thegreatest lesson in

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Mensucceed when

Mensucceed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for theirvictories.

Patience is the art of hoping.

Could agreater miracle

Could agreater miracle take place than for us to look through each other’seyes for an instant?

It's better to

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

A bad workman

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

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