The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
No one is free who does not Lord over himself.
True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.
Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.
Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.
A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary
You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving
All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.
Tofight fear, act. To increase fear wait, put off, postpone.
Peoplewho are too concerned with how well they are doing will be less successfuland feel less competent than those who focus on the task itself... Somepsychologists call it a conflict between egoorientation,or between extrinsic and intrinsic motivation…
He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.