The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Fortune makes a fool of him whom she favours too much
Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, notof words. Trust movement.
The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.
Deep-seatedpreferences cannot be argued about.
Conflictis the gadfly of thought. It stirs us to observation and memory. Itinstigates to invention. It shocks us out of sheeplikepassivity, and sets us at noting and contriving.
Be your own judge and you will be happy.
A bad word whispered will echo a hundred miles.
Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.
Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.
Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.