The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.
If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.
We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.
My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.
To beprepared is half the victory.
Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.
I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted into energy,even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that can movethe world.
No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.
All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.
An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.