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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1579 views       Quotes

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You can't unscrambl
You can't unscramble an egg.
If you can find
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.
Theability to speak
Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.
Better ask ten
Better ask ten times than go astray once.
Peace cannot be
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.
The first duty of
The first duty of love is to listen.
The Natural flights
The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.
The evolution from
The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.
Byfailing to prepare
Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.
A man's ruin lies
A man's ruin lies in his tongue.
Without dialogue there
Without dialogue there is no communication, without communication there is no true education.
I'vealways felt that a
I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.

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