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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1092 views       Quotes

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None but the productive
None but the productive can be strong; and none but the strong can be free.
Power is no
Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.
The art of life
The art of life is the avoiding of pain.
Consistency is the
Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Since God made us
Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?
Our patience will
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
As long as there
As long as there is life there is danger.
To do what others
To do what others cannot do is talent. To do what talent cannot do is genius.
The sun, though
The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.
Hear me,my chiefs!
Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
Well done is better
Well done is better than well said.
Love is an act of
Love is an act of faith and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

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