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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
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The evolution from
The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.
Peopledo not seem
Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.
Mistakes are to Life
Mistakes are to Life what shadows are to Light.
Many a gem of wisdom
Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.
The pessimistsees difficulty in
The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.
A barking dog is
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
You can't go
You can't go very far if you don't begin very near.
Drowning problems in
Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.
Whenever I hear
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
Unresolved:A dose
Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.
Nature arms each
Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.
Standingin the middle
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

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