The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Opportunists take

Opportunists take now for an answer.

The real great

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Could agreater miracle

Could agreater miracle take place than for us to look through each other’seyes for an instant?

Silence is argument

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

By despising all that

By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.

Don'tjudge a book

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

In history, characters

In history, characters and events occur twice, first as tragedy then as farce.

COURAGE IS THE FLEEING

COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

The fundamental concept

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in thesame sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics.

Welearn little from

Welearn little from victory, much from defeat.

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