The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Fortunatelypsychoanalysis

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itselfstill remains a very effective therapist.

When you choose

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

Who can say

Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?

You grow up

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

We mustbe part

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

The oldbelieve everything,

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

It is only when men

It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.

Due to circumstances

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.

Adversity introduces

Adversity introduces a man to himself.

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