The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.
The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.
Thesubconscious part in us is called the subjective mind, because it does notdecide and command. It is subject rather than a ruler. Its nature is to dowhat it is told, or what really in your heart of hearts you desire.
Prayrer changes things by changing people.
Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.
Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.
This dualityhas been reflected in classical as well as modern literature as reason versuspassion, or mind versus intuition. The split between the ‘conscious’ mind andthe ‘unconscious.’ There are moments in each of our lives when ourverbal-intellect sugges
Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.