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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1491 views       Quotes

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A Leader is a dealer in hope.
A Leader is a dealer in hope.

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