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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1219 views       Quotes

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There ward for
There ward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.
The sun, though
The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.
Everybody thinks of
Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.
A danger forseen is half avoided.
A danger forseen is half avoided.
To teach isto
To teach isto learn twice.
To live is, in itself,
To live is, in itself, avalue judgement. To breathe is to judge.
You don'thave to
You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.
Childhood shows the man,
Childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day
All thingsat first appear
All thingsat first appear difficult.
A critic is a man
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.
Get someone else
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
There'sno point in
There'sno point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.

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