The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.
Opportunity may be hard to recognize if you are only looking for a lucky break.
You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.
Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.
Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.
The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.
Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.
Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.
A man without patience is a lamp without oil.
In aconflict, being willing to change allows you to move from a point of view toa viewing point a higher, moreexpansive place, from which you can see both sides.
A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
To exaggrerate is to weaken.