The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.
Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.
Dig a well before you are thirsty.
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
Takecare, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you willforever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make adifference, if you choose to do so.
To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
A quiettongue shows a wise head.
Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.
Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.
Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.
Liberation is not deliverance.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.