The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.
Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.
Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.
A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.
Trust resides squarely between faith and doubt.
Twoprisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on thewall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
Thereare two sides to every question.
Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.
A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.
One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.