The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion
Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom
Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.
Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.
Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Keepthings informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea
Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want totest a man's character, give him power.
Themore adaptability exists for a given kind of decision, the less risky it isto make plans for the future, and therefore the more likely it is that morepeople will make more plans in such areas.
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.
Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.