The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Younever really understand a person until you consider things from his point ofview.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
You canobserve a lot by just watching.
Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.
Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again
If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous
Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.
Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.
My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.