The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.
Talentalone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at theright time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are youready?'
Never answer a letter while you are angry.
He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.
A faithful friend is medicine of Life.
Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.
Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.
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One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.
Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol
Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.