The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
No nation is so poor that it cannot afford to gie free speech
To beprepared is half the victory.
Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.
A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.
Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.
The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour
Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.