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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1294 views       Quotes

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By being pleasant
By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.
Badplanning on your
Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Buyingis cheaper than
Buyingis cheaper than asking.
As longas you keep
As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
WheneverI hear
WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
Old men are dangerous
Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.
The cliche that
The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.
Life, Like a child,
Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.
If all those who
If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!
Makesure you never,
Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.
It is not the whip
It is not the whip that makes man, but the lure of things that are worthy to be loved.
There is a slogan
There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN ."IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".Believe in YOURSELF.

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