The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

Superioty and inferiority

Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.

He who asks

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Real swaraj will

Real swaraj will come not by the acquisition of authority by a few but by the acquisition of capacity by all to resist authority when it is abused

Silenceis as full

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

The highest proof

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.

Thereis all the difference

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

It doesnot do to

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

I willprepare and

I willprepare and some day my chance will come.

Where love rules,

Where love rules, there is no will to power; and wherepower predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of theother.

If a man is prodigal,

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

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