The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.
The greatest prayer is patience.
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.
Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.
There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.
Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.
Skillin the art of communication is crucial to a leader's success. He canaccomplish nothing unless he can communicate effectively.
Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.