The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

Bring ideas in and

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

In lifeprepare for

In lifeprepare for the hard and all you will encounter will be the required or easy.

The "RESULT OF

The "RESULT OF ANGER" is more painful than the "REASON OF ANGER". - "M.K.Gandhi"--

Power is no

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Money is what

Money is what things run into and people run out of

Thefirst principle of

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

A peace which depends

A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.

Any man can make

Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.

Be yourself and

Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.

you salute your

you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

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