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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1391 views       Quotes

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Nobody everforgets
Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.
Don'tstand by the
Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.
Only hethat has traveled
Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.
You canobserve a
You canobserve a lot by just watching.
Happiness is the wondrous
Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.
Almost all four faults
Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them
Power tends to
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Everytime we read,
Everytime we read, a seed is sown for the future.
Byfailing to prepare
Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.
It'swhen you're
It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
The Truly free
The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.
It'snot hard to
It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.

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