The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.
Thisduality has been reflected in classical as well as modern literature asreason versus passion, or mind versus intuition. The split between the ‘conscious’mind and the ‘unconscious.’ There are moments in each of ourlives when our verbal-intellect sugges
Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.
Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.
If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.
Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.
The great essentials of happiness are: something to do,something to love and something to hope for.
Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".
Well-managed,cooperative conflict contributes to the productivity and innovativeness oforganizations and the competence and well-being of people.