The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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He that is unkind

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Well done is better

Well done is better than well said.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

The cliche that

The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Considerhow hard

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

Informationis a negotiator's

Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

A fool shows

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Win/winis an attitude

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

Sincerity is impossible,

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character

Power gravitates

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

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