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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1414 views       Quotes

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Everyoneis wise
Everyoneis wise until he speaks.
The amount of
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.
My green thumb
My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.
The greatest prayer
The greatest prayer is patience.
Byfailing to prepare
Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
Conflictcan be seen
Conflictcan be seen as a gift of energy, in which neither sideloses and a new dance is created.
If Ishould ever
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.
Nothingso completely
Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.
Man's life would
Man's life would be wretched and confined if it were to missthe candid intimacy developed by mutual trust and esteem.
What wesee depends
What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.
The most imaginative
The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.

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