The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.
Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.
Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.
There'sno point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.
Theconventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.
If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.
Onlywhen you can be extremely pliable and soft can you be extremely hard andstrong.
Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.