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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1644 views       Quotes

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Children are like wet
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
You could forgive
You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.
What wesee depends
What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.
One of the difficult
One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned
It isimpossible to
It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
He who asks
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.
Never play cat
Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.
The comforter's
The comforter's head never aches.
He understands
He understands badly who listens badly.
Beon a horse when
Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.
Listening,not imitation,
Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Do good to your
Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

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