The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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The greatest humiliation in life is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get.
Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
Have adialogue between the two opposing parts and you will find that they alwaysstart out fighting each other until we come to an appreciation of difference... a oneness and integration of the two opposingforces. Then the civil war is finished, and your e
We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.
A man's real life is that accorded to him in the thoughtd other man by reason of respect or natural love.
Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.
Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.
A goodmanager doesn't try to eliminate conflict; he tries to keep it from wastingthe energies of his people. If you're the boss and your people fight youopenly when they think that you are wrong that's healthy.
If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.