The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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If speaking is silver,

If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.

Freedom can only

Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.

Whospreads, sows;

Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.

Thegreatest lesson in

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Thecompromise will

Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

The principle of

The principle of equal protection is a positive concept implying equality of treatment in equal circumstances.

The merit belongs

The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.

A good listeneris not

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

Compromiseis never anything

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

Negotiatingin the classic

Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.

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