The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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God made time, but man made haste.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Anempty sack cannot stand up.
Much learning does not teach understanding.
Inspiration comes of working every day.
Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.
Frustration is commonly the difference between what you would like to be and what you are willing to become what you would like to be.
The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.
The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.
The loftierthe building the deeper the foundation must be.
Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.