The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.
The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.
Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.
To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway
Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.
The exercise of power is determined by thousands ofinteractions between the world of the powerful and that of the powerless, allthe more so because these worlds are never divided by a sharp line: everyonehas a small part of himself in both.
Better ask ten times than go astray once.
If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..
People loan their trust, they don't give it.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.
Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.