The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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True miracle are

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A school should be

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Civilization is a movement

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

Trust exists; only

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We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

There are three ways

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If you climb up

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

Between friends there

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

you salute your

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Few men of action

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Nothingso completely

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

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