The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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A moment's insight is

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience

Icannot divine how

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

It'snot the plan

It'snot the plan that is important, it's the planning.

Keep a secret;

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

There isnothing more

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

Compromiseis never anything

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

Civilization is a movement

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

Sciencecannot resolve

Sciencecannot resolve moral conflicts, but it can help to more accurately frame thedebates about those conflicts.

Only put off

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Standingin the

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

Frustration is commonly

Frustration is commonly the difference between what you would like to be and what you are willing to become what you would like to be.

He whocannot agree

He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

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