The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.
Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.
People whoare too concerned with how well they are doing will be less successful andfeel less competent than those who focus on the task itself... Somepsychologists call it a conflict between egoorientation, or between extrinsicand intrinsic motivation...
Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.
People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.
Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.
Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.
Status symbols are medals you buy yourself
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.
There is no knowledge that is not power.