The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Work without faith is like at attempt to reach a bottom-less pit.
Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
Opportunity may be hard to recognize if you are only looking for a lucky break.
How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.
Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.
Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?
What is well done is done soon enough.
Trust exists; only lies are invented.
You can't unscramble an egg.