The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.
Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.
Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.
The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.
The greatest prayer is patience.
You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.
Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.
I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.
My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.
Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.
Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outbrust of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.