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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1230 views       Quotes

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A Leader is a dealer in hope.
A Leader is a dealer in hope.
Whilewe consider when
Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.
All our rightousnesses
All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags
The liberty of the
The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.
Laughteris the shortest
Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.
He whocannot cut
He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.
Nomatter how thin
Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
It isgreed to do all the
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
It is not the whip
It is not the whip that makes man, but the lure of things that are worthy to be loved.
Not work, but
Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.
If speaking is silver,
If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.
We ownalmost all
We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

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