The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.
Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.
Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.
Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
Unselfishness is more paying,only people have not the patience to practice it.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.
I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.
Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.
A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.