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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1235 views       Quotes

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God made time,
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If you follow me,
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Whohath not known
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A fool shows
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
Beholdthe turtle.
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Conflictcan be seen
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