The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.
Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits
Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.
A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.
Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.
Cooperativeconflict builds people up, strengthens their relationships, and gets thingsdone.
The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.