The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.
WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.
A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.
A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.
Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.
Don'tbe afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.
Thetorment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause,is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangledmind’ leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.
If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.
Do notfind fault, find a remedy.