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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
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Most people suspended
Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.
Don't consideryour
Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.
Thefirst principle of
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
Don'tbe afraid of opposition.
Don'tbe afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.
Onehour of thoughtful
Onehour of thoughtful solitude may nerve the heart for days of conflict girdingup its armor to meet the most insidious foe.
He approaches nearest
He approaches nearest to the gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.
Commonsense in an
Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Theharder the conflict,
Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
The onesure way to
The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.
The man who
The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.
In thebusiness world,
In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.
Those who trust
Those who trust us educate us.

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