The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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People say law

People say law but they mean wealth.

You make a mountain

You make a mountain of a mole-hill.

Anyone whoconducts an

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Whenevertwo good

Whenevertwo good people argue over principles, they are both right.

If you are standing

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

Every village has to become a

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

Philosophy may describe

Philosophy may describe unreason, as it may describe force; it cannot hope to refute them.

Conflictlies at the core

Conflictlies at the core of innovation.

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

A man without a

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

The principle of

The principle of equal protection is a positive concept implying equality of treatment in equal circumstances.

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