The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.
Allthings at first appear difficult.
Another form of wastefulness is expenditure of words beyond the income of ideas.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.
Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.