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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1350 views       Quotes

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Youdon't run twenty-
Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
Donot wrong or
Donot wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.
The greatest virtue
The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.
Thedirect use of
Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Nothingso completely
Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.
God made time,
God made time, but man made haste.
To start blindly
To start blindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness,and will lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.
You could forgive
You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.
To ask advice is
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.
As if you could
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
It'snot hard to
It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
Repentance is the
Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

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