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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1439 views       Quotes

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The art of showmanship
The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.
Virtue is more
Virtue is more clearly shown in the performance of fire actions than in the non-preformance of base ones.
Standingin the middle
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
If we shake hands
If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.
Without trust, words
Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.
One of the lessons
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.
To err is human;
To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway
you cannot build
you cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiatives and independence.
It isthe acid test
It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.
Thereward for always
Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.
Men are cruel
Men are cruel, but man is kind.
Power is something
Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.

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