The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.
The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.
Kindness it is that bring forth kindness.
When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.
I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind
Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.
Tofight fear, act. To increase fear wait, put off, postpone.
Youcan't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.