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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
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Negotiatingin the classic
Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.
Politicians are
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Voilence is a Just
Voilence is a Just when kindness is vain
No matterhow thin you
No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
Thesingle most powerful
Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.
Duty largely consists of
Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical
The planers do
The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.
Usesoft words and hard
Usesoft words and hard arguments.
Kindwords can be
Kindwords can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
Anyonewho conducts
Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.
A book is a mirror;
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.
Asingle conversation
Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

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