The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.
Those who trust us educate us.
A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer
It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.
Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.
You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!
A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.
We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
Sweet is pleasure after pain