The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.
Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.
Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.
One cannot be precise and still be pure.
Only few men think, but all have opinions.
The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.
Faith is continuation of reason.
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.