The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.
Suspicion begets suspicion.
Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.
Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.
Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.
A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing:
"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"
You only have power over people so long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's nolonger in your power he's free again.
There is a foolish corner in the brain of wisest man.
You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.
A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.
If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.