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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1307 views       Quotes

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It's notthe size
It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
He that is
He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.
Boredom is a vital
Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
Power corrupts the
Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.
Be still when
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.
Whenanger comes
Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.
Experience is a hard teacher
Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Ultimately, the
Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.
Symanpathy is a
Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well
Democracy will break
Democracy will break under the strain of apronstrings. It can exist only on trust.
This creative man
This creative man, who in his own selfish affairs is a coward to the backbone, will fight for an idea like a hero.
Honesty and Wisdom
Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

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