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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1267 views       Quotes

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Whenanger comes
Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.
Silenceis as full
Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.
Whenmen and women
Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.
Why don'tyou
Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.
If you can find
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.
We often pardon
We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.
It's better to
It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
Speak when you
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
As contagion of
As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.
Treat peopleas if
Treat peopleas if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what theyare capable of being.
To understand everything
To understand everything is to forgive everything.

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