The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Silenceis a true

Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.

Imaginationis the eye

Imaginationis the eye of your soul.

Freedom can only

Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.

The property

The property of power is to protect.

Amarriage without

Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

In thefield of observation,

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

Ability is poor men's wealth

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Ignorance is a bold,

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

When youhave to

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

Consistencyis

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The louder the

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

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