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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
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Thoroughnesscharacterizes
Thoroughnesscharacterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains.All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinitepainstaking, even to the minutest detail.
You can't unscrambl
You can't unscramble an egg.
Suffering is the sole
Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.
Nogarden is without
Nogarden is without its weeds.
The highest proof
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.
A lost battle is a
A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.
Most ofour so-
Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.
Themost important trip
Themost important trip you may take in life is meeting people half way.
Power concedes nothing
Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did andit never will.
The problem with
The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.
Even a fish wouldn'
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Thereare two dilemmas
Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

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