The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Don'tput all your

Don'tput all your eggs in one basket.

The sun, though

The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.

Symanpathy is a

Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well

A lost battle is a

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

Ittakes nine months

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Modesty is the

Modesty is the clothing of talent.

No man everdid

No man everdid a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greater tohimself .

Any man can make

Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.

If speaking is silver,

If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.

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The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

Status symbols

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You can't change

You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.

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