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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1106 views       Quotes

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The greatest trust
The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.
A goodpreparation takes
A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.
Do not judge, and
Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken
We have no more
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it
He who is overcautious
He who is overcautious will accomplish little.
Civilization, in a sly
Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.
He that is unkind
He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.
Life imitates art
Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.
Aquarrel is like buttermilk:
Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.
If you arepatient
If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
No pillow is as soft
No pillow is as soft as clear conscience.
A wise man will make more
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

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