The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Non-cooperationis a

Non-cooperationis a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for theopposite views.

I liketo listen. I

I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

Our power is

Our power is in our ability to decide.

Don't consideryour

Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.

Every advantage has its tax

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Every generation

Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.

Kind wordscan be

Kind wordscan be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

Thepessimist sees difficulty

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

Only hethat has

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.

You cannot truly

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

The most imaginative

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.

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