The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Theharder the conflict,

Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

To be simple is

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

Informationis a negotiator's

Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

A life makingmistakes

A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.

Ninety-ninepercent

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Every man has the

Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".

Be yourself and

Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.

Thepast is malleable

Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

Consistencyis

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

He whocannot agree

He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

Thereis all the difference

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

If a man is prodigal

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

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