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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1554 views       Quotes

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You canobserve a
You canobserve a lot by just watching.
Malicedrinketh its
Malicedrinketh its own poison.
Conflictisn't negative,
Conflictisn't negative, it just is.
Power is not
Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but bystriking true.
A shipin harbor
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.
A slyrabbit will have
A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.
True, Heavenprohibits
True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.
A man's ruin lies
A man's ruin lies in his tongue.
It is less dangerous
It is less dangerous to treat most men badly than to treat them too well.
A book, like a landscape
A book, like a landscape, is a state of consciouness varying with readers.
There is no evil
There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.
Nothing is a permanent
Nothing is a permanent except change.

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