The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.
Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
There is no knowledge that is not power.
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.
Let usnever negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
To everyanswer you can find a new question.
Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.
The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.
Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"
Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.