The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
Frustration is commonly the difference between what you would like to be and what you are willing to become what you would like to be.
When our hearts are empty, we collect things.
Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.
Given afair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market, head held high,not crawling in. Negotiations? Yes. Unconditional acceptance of whateverterms are offered us? No.
Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.
True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.
Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.
Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.