The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Thespirit indeed is

Thespirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

What dowe live for,

What dowe live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other.

He who is unable

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

Theloftier the building

Theloftier the building the deeper the foundation must be.

The purpose of

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

The past is always

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

The most important things

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

The warexisting between

The warexisting between the senses and reason.

Only the educated are free.

Miracles enables us

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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