The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment
Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.
Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.
If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.
Liberation is not deliverance.
Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.
Childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day
Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.