The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

Peoplewho are only

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

Ignoring is not the

Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant

Patience is something

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

Everyoneis kneaded out

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

He who gainsa

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

Some People strengthen

Some People strengthen the society just by being the kind of people they are.

Thereare no secrets.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

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