The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Nature hasgiven men

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

Between friends there

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

you salute your

you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

Toevery answer you

Toevery answer you can find a new question.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

It is in our idleness,

It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.

A wide screen

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

Civilization has made the

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

A man who doesn't

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.

Listeningwell is as

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

Mirrors should be

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

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