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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1619 views       Quotes

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Inbusiness, you don't
Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.
Thewise man, even
Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.
The purpose of
The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.
Expreince never helps
Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.
Make the best
Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.
It's better to
It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
Don'tuse a lot where a
Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.
The planers do
The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.
The ability to laugh
The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.
The more you seat
The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war
Kindness it is that
Kindness it is that bring forth kindness.
Aquarrel is like buttermilk
Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

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