The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Of all the ways to make your fortune the quickest and the best is to make people see clearly how much is your success is in there interest
Toeffectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the waywe perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to ourcommunication with others.
To like and dislike the same thing, that is, indeed, friendship.
Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.
Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.
Failingto plan is planning to fail.
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.
Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.
Luck never mad a mad man wise
Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.
Well-managed,cooperative conflict contributes to the productivity and innovativeness oforganizations and the competence and well-being of people.