The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Education makes people

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

You must remember

You must remember that all work is simply to bring out the power of the mind which is already there to wake up the soul.

Let usnever negotiate

Let usnever negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Ultimately, the only

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Wecannot always

Wecannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, andrepetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of thesituation.

Luck iswhat happens when

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

I don't like that

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

Conduct is wise or

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

No one lies as much as the

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

Think big, believe

Think big, believe big and act big for gaining victory over your difficulties.

Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

We judge others

We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.

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