The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination
Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
When makinga decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous toconsider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choiceof a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious,from somewhere within ou
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.
Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.
He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.
Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.
... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen
True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.