The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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You can't unscramble an egg.
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.
Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
Thetruth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feelingdeeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in suchmoments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of ourruts and start searching for di
Sciencecannot resolve moral conflicts, but it can help to more accurately frame thedebates about those conflicts.
It's good to shut up sometimes.
The comforter's head never aches.
You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.
In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.