The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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The World is but

The World is but, a school of inquiry.

He who gainsa

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

Night is the blotting

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

No country without

No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.

Myinterest is in

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

We own almostall our

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

A man'sconversation

A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.

Commonsense in an

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

Themost important trip

Themost important trip you may take in life is meeting people half way.

If all those who

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

The creation of

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

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