The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
The warexisting between the senses and reason.
Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.
I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.
If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.