The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1403 views       Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"
Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.
Onecomes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whetherthe statement be true or false. It comes to be dominating thought in one'smind.
A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.
You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.
As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down,so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.
Trust exists; only lies are invented.
We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.
The exercise of power is determined by thousands ofinteractions between the world of the powerful and that of the powerless, allthe more so because these worlds are never divided by a sharp line: everyonehas a small part of himself in both.
Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.