The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Passionsare generally roused by great conflicts.
Given afair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market, head held high,not crawling in. Negotiations? Yes. Unconditional acceptance of whateverterms are offered us? No.
The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.
People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.
Virtue is more clearly shown in the performance of fire actions than in the non-preformance of base ones.
The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.
Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.
Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.
Thetorment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause,is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangledmind’ leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.
Habit: the shackles of the free
Thosewho are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.
Kindness it is that bring forth kindness.