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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1342 views       Quotes

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A mistake in judgement
A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.
Between grief and
Between grief and nothing I will take Grief.
Light is good in
Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.
Personal appearance is
Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.
When the eyes
When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.
There is no knowledge
There is no knowledge that is not power.
One hallmark of
One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.
Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Whoever is winning
Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.
It isdifficult to
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
Manners make the
Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.
Adam and Eve had
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

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