The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.
It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable
Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.
Laughter is shortest distance between two people.
Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
Sometimeswe have the dream but we are not ourselves ready for the dream. We have togrow to meet it.
You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.
I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.
Buyingis cheaper than asking.
As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.