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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1258 views       Quotes

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The easiest,the most
The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.
Amarriage without
Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
Any child who has
Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.
Alwaysforgive your
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
The sun, though
The sun, though it passes through dirty places, yet remains as pure as before.
Thefibers of all things
Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.
The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
Life cannot go
Life cannot go on without much forgetting.
Astupid act entails
Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.
The fundamental concept
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A faithful friend is medicine of Life.
A faithful friend is medicine of Life.
Laughteris the shortest
Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

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