The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it
Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.
The fibers of all things have their tension and are strainedlike the strings of an instrument.
Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.
Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.
What dowe live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other.