The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.
A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.
A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.
Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.
We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.
Thetruth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feelingdeeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in suchmoments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of ourruts and start searching for di
Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.
Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.
He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.
Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.