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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1196 views       Quotes

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Most ofour so-
Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.
Only hethat has
Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.
Wheneveryou're in
Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.
Beware,as long as
Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.
Between grief and
Between grief and nothing I will take Grief.
Thefire you kindle
Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.
Quarrelsend, but
Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.
Talkingcomes by nature,
Talkingcomes by nature, silence by wisdom.
The ultimate measured
The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.
One hallmark of
One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.
To teach isto
To teach isto learn twice.
Do good to your
Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

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