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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1360 views       Quotes

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The Pursuit of
The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.
Constant repetition
Constant repetition carries conviction.
When the defects
When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.
Don't throwout the
Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.
Luck never mad a
Luck never mad a mad man wise
If you would know
If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.
Creation is only the
Creation is only the projection into form of that which already exists.
Be notdisturbed at being
Be notdisturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed at not understanding.
To ease another's
To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.
Quarrelsend, but
Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.
Conflictis neither good
Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.
The amount of
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

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