The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.
There is a foolish corner in the brain of wisest man.
Thebasic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.
It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.
A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.
Buyingis cheaper than asking.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.
Prepareby knowing your walk away [conditions] and by building the number ofvariables you can work with during the negotiation... you need to have a walkaway... a combination of price, terms, and deliverables that represents theleast you will accept. Witho
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.
Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.