The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Standingin the middle

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If wecannot end

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Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

Useful manual labour

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Agrievance is most

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