The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.
Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.
Welearn little from victory, much from defeat.
Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.
Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.
Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.
A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down,so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.
Never answer a letter while you are angry.
Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.