The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.
The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.
The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.
Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.
Only the educated are free.
Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.
Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.
A room without books is a body without soul
Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
Be notdisturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed at not understanding.
Neversay more than is necessary.
To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.