The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.
Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.
When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.
Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.
Pain is the outcome of sin.
Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.
One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.
Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.
Dig a well before you are thirsty.
One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.
How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.