The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Every man is wanted;

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

A life makingmistakes

A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.

Thepeople to fear

Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.

I hope our wisdom

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

It's notthe size

It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Opportunists take

Opportunists take now for an answer.

Whenyou cannot make

Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

It isdifficult to negotiate

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

Duringa negotiation, it

Duringa negotiation, it would be wise not to take anything personally. If you leavepersonalities out of it, you will be able to see opportunities moreobjectively.

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

In art, as in love, i

In art, as in love, instinct is enogh.

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