The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.
Better hazard than always be in fear.
The present is never a happy state to any being
Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.
Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.
The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.
A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.
Imagination grows by excercise and in more powerful in the mature rather than in the young.