The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.
Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.
Self-trust is the first secret of success.
Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinksyou have.
Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.
Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.
Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.
A danger forseen is half avoided.
Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.
Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived
Toeffectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the waywe perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to ourcommunication with others.
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.