The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Everyone speaks well

Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

There ward for

There ward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

It is in our idleness,

It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.

What is required

What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.

Don'tcut off your

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

It is easier to be

It is easier to be brave from a safe distance.

If absolute power

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?

The possession of

The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

The worst form

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice.

Youdon't drown by

Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.

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