The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.
All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour
Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea
Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.
A bad workman never gets a good tool.
Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.
Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.
Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.
Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.
There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.
Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.