The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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No one was

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Whospreads, sows;

Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.

Kindwords do not

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

Everyoneis kneaded out

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

Kindness it is that

Kindness it is that bring forth kindness.

Without trust,

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.

In anyfree society,

In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

Talkingmuch about

Talkingmuch about oneself may be a way of hiding oneself.

What sunshine is

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

Man show their

Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

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