The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Not work, but

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

A manshould never

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

Thetime to repair the

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

Happinessis the only

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

Analysis kills spontaneity

Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.

Science has promised

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

Arise, awake and

Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.

Patriotism is not

Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outbrust of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

The repetition in

The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"

It is a strange

It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty,or to seek power over others and to lose power over a man's self.

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