The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.
If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.
Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.
The mostdramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between men butbetween a man and himself where the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.
We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
In lifeprepare for the hard and all you will encounter will be the required or easy.
I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.
Onemust talk little and listen much.
Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.
Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.
Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Men are cruel, but man is kind.