The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Nothing is a permanent

Nothing is a permanent except change.

Don'tstand by the

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

The more estimable

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

If a man is prodigal,

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

Power is no blessing

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

Sweet is pleasure

Sweet is pleasure after pain

The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

A lifemaking mistakes

A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.

you cannot build

you cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiatives and independence.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

Every age thinks

Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.

Of all human foibles

Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.

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