The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.
Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarily basedon mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the brick that others throw at him.
We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.
Tofight fear, act. To increase fear wait, put off, postpone.
People say law but they mean wealth.
We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.