The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Learning must be had, but in the second place, as subsequent only to greater qualities.
A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.
Peacecan not be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Ourlonging for understandingis Eternal.
Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.
Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.
Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it
The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war
Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.
Opportunists take now for an answer.