The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Keep inmind that the better you understand what you want and why you want it, thebetter your chances will be of acquiring it.
Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?
No pillow is as soft as clear conscience.
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.
To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.
All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.
Never answer a letter while you are angry.
Given afair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market, head held high,not crawling in. Negotiations? Yes. Unconditional acceptance of whateverterms are offered us? No.
If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.
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