The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

When you ask

When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

The split in you

The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

The greatest virtue

The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.

Ifanyone is not

Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.

If you arepatient

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

The good neighbour

The good neighbour looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human, and therefore, brothers.

The most successful

The most successful man in the life is the man who has the best information.

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