The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid
Sometimeswe have the dream but we are not ourselves ready for the dream. We have togrow to meet it.
I hold it to be a proof of great prudence for men toabstain from threats and insulting words toward an enemy, for neither ...diminishes the strength of the enemy; but the one makes him more cautious,and the other increases his hatred of you and makes him
The poet gives us his essence, but prose takes the mould of the body and mind entire.
My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.
A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.
The greatest prayer is patience.
Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.
Our power is in our ability to decide.