The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.
Evena sheet of paper has two sides.
Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.
Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.
Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.
I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.
The desire for change is a sign of safety.
Love is an act of faith and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.
To start blindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness,and will lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.
A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary
If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.