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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1461 views       Quotes

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They know enough
They know enough who know how to learn.
All mankind is divided
All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.
It'snot the plan
It'snot the plan that is important, it's the planning.
Better hazard than
Better hazard than always be in fear.
The great despisers
The great despisers are the greater reverers.
An individual without
An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.
People loan their
People loan their trust, they don't give it.
The majority of
The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.
Conflictis neither good
Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.
He that can't
He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.
Malice drinketh its
Malice drinketh its own poison.
When you hear
When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

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