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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1402 views       Quotes

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Anounce of mediation
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Mirrors should be
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
The talker will l
The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.
you salute your
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To ease another's
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When people prophesy,
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When you ask
When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp
Conflictis inevitable,
Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

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