The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Unselfishness is

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Thepessimist sees difficulty

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

Alexander's last wrds

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Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

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Fortune makes a fool

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Byfailing to prepare

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