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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1025 views       Quotes

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Power corrupts
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Don'thate, it's too
Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.
A hero is no braver
A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer
Inspiration is apt
Inspiration is apt to come only while one is working, waited for, it usually keeps waiting.
The prevalent fear
The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.
It's good to shut
It's good to shut up sometimes.
Analysis kills spontaneity
Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.
A foolshows his
A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
Any man can make
Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.
War does not
War does not determine who is right - only who is left
Nature gave women
Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.
Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.
Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

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