The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.
Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.
Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.
The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.
Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.
Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.
You can't unscramble an egg.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.