The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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As soon as you

As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.

Whetherit's the best

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

As longas you

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down,so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

Difficultiesare meant

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

Power corrupts

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

He who asks

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

The art of writing i

The art of writing is the art of restraint.

Trust exists;

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

Compromiseis never anything

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

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