The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Intelligence is not

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.

Our patience will

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

Nations get as

Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

A good conscience is the best

A good conscience is the best divinity.

Nothing is a permanent

Nothing is a permanent except change.

Sometimesone pays

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

Everybody is ignorant

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Long-rangeplanning

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

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