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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1306 views       Quotes

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Labour with what
Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.
Man show their
Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
Science has promised
Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.
They mayforget what
They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
The principle of
The principle of equal protection is a positive concept implying equality of treatment in equal circumstances.
We do not err
We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable
You've gotto know
You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.
How should the
How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.
Quarrelsend, but
Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.
The happiest of
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...
Speechis human,
Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.
In thefield of observation,
In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

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