The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
Treat peopleas if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what theyare capable of being.
You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.
Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.
Ideal society is a drama enacted exclusively in the imagination
Melancholy is the joy of being said.
If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore
Action may not always bring Happiness, but there is no happiness without Action.
Youcannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.