The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.
Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important
Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.
To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.
To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.
The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.
Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.
He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.
Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.
Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.
You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.
There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.