The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Let us nevernegotiate

Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Bring ideas in and

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

Standingin the middle

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

There is all the

There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Sacrificers are not

Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.

An honest man's

An honest man's word is as good as his bond.

Whenyou lose, don't

Whenyou lose, don't lose the lesson.

When there is

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

The fire you

The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

Within-groupconflict is

Within-groupconflict is always personal and emotional even if it begins with impersonalissues.

Status symbols

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

It's not only later

It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.

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