The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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To understand everything is to forgive everything.
Thoroughnesscharacterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains.All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinitepainstaking, even to the minutest detail.
Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.
A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary
Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.
A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.
The art of life is the avoiding of pain.
Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.
Reasonand emotion are not antagonists. What seems like a struggle between twoopposing ideas or values, one of which, automatic and unconscious, manifestsitself in the form of a feeling.
There is no passion in life as intense as the desire to change someone else's draft.
I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.