The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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When there is

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

The most imaginative

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.

People who fight

People who fight with fire usually end up with ashes.

Freedom suppressed and

Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs that freedom never endangered.

Money is what

Money is what things run into and people run out of

Deep-seatedpreferences

Deep-seatedpreferences cannot be argued about.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

A slyrabbit will have

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Pessimism, when you

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

It isnot necessary to

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

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