The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Books without the

Books without the knowledge of life are useless.

In anyfree society,

In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

Status symbols

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

Luck iswhat happens

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Don'tjudge a book

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Don'thate, it's too

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

War does not

War does not determine who is right - only who is left

Even to observe neutrality you

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

Effectivecommunication is 20

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

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