The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself
It's more shameful to mistrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.
Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.
Conflictisn't negative, it just is.
Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.
Thereare two sides to every question.
One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.
A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.
True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him
Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.
Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.