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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1654 views       Quotes

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Are youreally listening..
Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?
Whospreads, sows;
Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.
When our hearts
When our hearts are empty, we collect things.
Even a fish wouldn't
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Theeasiest, the most
Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.
Mostpeople I ask little from.
Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.
A goodplan is like a
A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.
A gem is not
A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.
To have a respect
To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.
The planers do
The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.
Do not tell me the
Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem
Misfortuneis not that
Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

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