The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.
No onecan persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that canonly be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either byargument or emotional appeal.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
Nothingstrengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individualresponsibility.
Conflictbuilds character. Crisis defines it.
There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.
Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Ittakes time to save time.
Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.
As long as there is life there is danger.