The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Charlie Chaplin said

Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"

Don'thate, it's

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

You gotto be

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Power corrupts.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Night is the blotting

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

I'm nota combative

I'm nota combative person. My long experience has taught me to resolve conflict byraising the issues before I or others burn their boats.

People who invite

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

Conflictlies at the core

Conflictlies at the core of innovation.

A man without a

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

The more you seat

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

The worst form

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice.

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