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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1493 views       Quotes

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Mandoes not live
Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.
The ability to laugh
The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.
It is easier to be
It is easier to be brave from a safe distance.
Onelearns by doing
Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.
It was impossible to
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Whetherit's the best
Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
It's not only later
It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.
Consistencyrequires you
Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
We mustbe part
We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.
In anyfree society,
In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
If youcould kick
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
They know enough
They know enough who know how to learn.

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