The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.
Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outbrust of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
The warexisting between the senses and reason.
They know enough who know how to learn.
When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!
Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him
Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.
The poet gives us his essence, but prose takes the mould of the body and mind entire.
The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.