The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Love is an act of

Love is an act of faith and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

A manshould never

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

The present is

The present is never a happy state to any being

Ninety-ninepercent of

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

The wise man learns

The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.

Politeness is to human

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

There is no knowledge

There is no knowledge that is not power.

Beon a horse when

Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.

It isimpossible to

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

There is all the

There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Half of the harm

Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important

A danger forseen is half avoided.

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