The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.
Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.
The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.
A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.
The "RESULT OF ANGER" is more painful than the "REASON OF ANGER". - "M.K.Gandhi"--
When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.
Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.
A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.
Fromlittle acorns mighty oaks do grow.
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarilybased on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.
Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.