The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Beforeeverything else,

Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

If youcan make a

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

A goodplan is like a

A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.

Usesoft words and hard

Usesoft words and hard arguments.

Thepeak efficiency of

Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.

Conscientious men are,

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

A man without imagination

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.

Bring ideas in and

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Our faults irritate

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.

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