The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.
Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.
Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'
A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.
Don't beafraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.
Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol
Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.
You can't unscramble an egg.
Thefreedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those whosay, What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.