The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.
Theloftier the building the deeper the foundation must be.
If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
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The desire for change is a sign of safety.
A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.
Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.
If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.
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The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me,never say ‘I.’ And that's not because they have trainedthemselves not to say ‘I.’ They don't think ‘I.’ Theythink ‘we’; they think ‘team.’ They understand theirjob to be to make the team function. They
Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.