The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Jan, 20 2012 194 chars (2 sms) 1381 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

All is riddle, and the

All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

The soul would

The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.

Amarriage without

Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

The easiest,the most

The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.

Opportunists take

Opportunists take now for an answer.

You made your

You made your bed, now lie in it.

Wecannot always

Wecannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, andrepetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of thesituation.

Words are, of course,

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Politicians are like

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

Ideal society is a

Ideal society is a drama enacted exclusively in the imagination

A child is not a

A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

The average man’

more Quotes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages