The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Thesubconscious part in us is called the subjective mind, because it does notdecide and command. It is subject rather than a ruler. Its nature is to dowhat it is told, or what really in your heart of hearts you desire.
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.
Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.
Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.
Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.
The wise man reads both books and life itself.
Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.
What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.
Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.
The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.
Neversay more than is necessary.