The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

I think I could

I think I could sum up my position on this with therecitation of a brief Russian proverb ‘Doveryai no Proveryai.’ Itmeans trust but verify.

Too little liberty

Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.

There is sweet

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

God has created the

God has created the world in play.

True, Heavenprohibits

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

It isdifficult to

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

It doesnot do to

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

Whatlies behind

Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.

Failureto prepare is

Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

I love power

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

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