The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Jan, 20 2012 194 chars (2 sms) 1143 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

A person who talks

A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

If you are patient

If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Prayer changes things

Prayer changes things by changing people.

Tell meand I'll forget.

Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.

Thebasic building block

Thebasic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

Whetherit's the best

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Wecould never learn

Wecould never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.

The Pursuit of

The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.

There is all the

There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Let us nevernegotiate

Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

The average man’

more Quotes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages