The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Life without the Courage is death for slavery.
Themost important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
Buyingis cheaper than asking.
Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.
What isthe shortest word in the English language that contains the letters: abcdef? Answer: feedback. Don't forget that feedback isone of the essential elements of good communication.
A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.
Past time is only eviil at a distance.
How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.