The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Out of the fullness

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

The loftierthe building

The loftierthe building the deeper the foundation must be.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

Every man is entitled

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

No matter how

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

In themiddle of

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Nature's instructions

Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

Self-trust is the

Self-trust is the first secret of success.

We make our

We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

Assumptionof cooperative

Assumptionof cooperative goals leads to viewing the conflict as a common problem to besolved for mutual benefit.

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