The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.
First-rate men employ first-rate men; second-rate men employ third-rate men.
Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.
We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.
Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.
Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
Pleasant words are the food of love.
The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.
Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.
Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.
A quiettongue shows a wise head.