The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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A man who doesn't

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.

Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

Untrained intelligence

Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.

Man must not

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

Reformers are those

Reformers are those who educate people to appreciate the things they need.

Distancedoesn't matter.

Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.

He who truly knows

He who truly knows has no occasion to shout

Between friends there

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

Maturityis the capacity

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

It isgreed to do

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

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