The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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We have, I fear

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

If twopeople on the same job

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

There is sweet

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

Grantgraciously what

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

Onelearns by doing

Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.

Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Loving without

Loving without dreaming is like going to Venice without riding in a gondola

To be simple is

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

Any man can make

Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.

Outside noisy,

Outside noisy, inside empty.

Sacrificers are not

Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.

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