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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1380 views       Quotes

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One ofthe best
One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.
Night is the blotting
Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.
We thought, because
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
It isgreed to do all the
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
At times, it is
At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
One whodoes not l
One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.
Consistencyis
Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.
Anounce of mediation
Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
No one lies as much as the
No one lies as much as the indignant do.
A book, tight shut
A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.
Badplanning on your
Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Speak whenyou are
Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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