The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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There isno squabbling

There isno squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an ideayesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.

If Igive you an

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Conflictlies at the

Conflictlies at the core of innovation.

We willbe known by

We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.

If you are standing

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Do notfind fault

Do notfind fault, find a remedy.

Life only demands

Life only demands from you the strength you posses

I said to the

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

Kindwords can be

Kindwords can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

The darkest hour

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

Arise, awake and

Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.

Politicians are like

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

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