The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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If speakingis silver

If speakingis silver, then listening is gold.

Optimists and pessimists

Optimists and pessimists have one fault in common: they are afraid of the truth.

Am Inot destroying

Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Fromlittle acorns mighty

Fromlittle acorns mighty oaks do grow.

A half-truth won for

A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Every man is entitled

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

Jealousy arises from

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

Fanaticism is the

Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.

It isnot necessary

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

I am atpeace with

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

Always the dullness

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

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