The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Most people suspended

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The creation of

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

Only put off

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Our distrust is

Our distrust is very expensive.

I know youbelieve you

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

Learning, the destroyer of

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Man's life would

Man's life would be wretched and confined if it were to missthe candid intimacy developed by mutual trust and esteem.

A man of great common

A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.

Theeasiest, the most

Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.

Pleasant words are

Pleasant words are the food of love.

Power corrupts the

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.

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