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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1373 views       Quotes

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Words should be
Words should be scattered like seeds, no matter how small the seed may be, its it has one found favourable ground, it unfolds its strength.
If wecannot end
If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.
Beware of the chap
Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.
Another form of
Another form of wastefulness is expenditure of words beyond the income of ideas.
Long-rangeplanning
Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.
The fire you
The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.
The man who says
The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.
It is easier to discover
It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.
Most of our so-
Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.
A newspaper is not
A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it
If power is for
If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.
No onewould talk
No onewould talk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

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