The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.
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Silenceis the ultimate weapon of power.
Snap judgment has a way of becoming unfastened.
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