The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
To copy is to put an end to creativeness. Unless there is originality, you can do nothing.
Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.
It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.
Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.
He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
There is no knowledge that is not power.
If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such,the path of error is the path of truth.
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.