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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1453 views       Quotes

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Friendship increases in
Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.
Thedifference between
Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.
You'rein a much
You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.
To believe in something,
To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
Adam and Eve had
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.
Most people suspended
Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.
An artist is only a
An artist is only a very small part of the universe and should receive no more attention than any other thing on earth which provides us with beauty, happiness and plenty
Commonsense in an
Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
True miracle are
True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him
To know the
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
You can not do
You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
Whenconflict becomes
Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

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