The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.
Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.
Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.
Fortune makes a fool of him whom she favours too much
Adversity attracts the man of character. He seeks out the better joy, responsibility.
Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.