The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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People say law

People say law but they mean wealth.

The great advantage

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

Happiness is a choice that

Happiness is a choice that requires affort at times.

He who truly knows

He who truly knows has no occasion to shout

Hold a true friend

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

To understand everything

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

Every age thinks

Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.

Pleasant words are

Pleasant words are the food of love.

He who asks

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Sometimeswe have the

Sometimeswe have the dream but we are not ourselves ready for the dream. We have togrow to meet it.

Non-cooperationis a

Non-cooperationis a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for theopposite views.

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