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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1327 views       Quotes

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The property
The property of power is to protect.
It isthrough cooperation,
It isthrough cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes willbe derived.
WheneverI hear
WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
He who truly knows
He who truly knows has no occasion to shout
Education is the chief
Education is the chief defence of a Nation.
Aperson whose heart
Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.
It is atrick among the
It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.
Get someone else
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Earnest people are
Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side
A woman can say
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Youdon't drown by
Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.
It is throughcooperation
It is throughcooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes will bederived.

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