The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Onlywhen all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.
God made time, but man made haste.
A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.
It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
Decisionis the spark that ignites action. Until a decision is made, nothinghappens.... Decision is the courageous facing of issues, knowing that if theyare not faced, problems will remain forever unanswered.
Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.
Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.
Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.
The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.