The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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If Ishould ever be

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

The darkest hour

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

A fool can tell

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

What sunshine is

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.

The oldbelieve everything,

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

"Man wishes2fly

"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"

The property

The property of power is to protect.

You may give gifts

You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving

A smallbenefit obtained

A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.

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