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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1417 views       Quotes

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If you don't know
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.
Itmatters not whether
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Astupid act entails
Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.
A wide screen
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Anounce of mediation is
Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
The work of
The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.
Dig a well before you are thirsty.
Dig a well before you are thirsty.
Life, Like a child,
Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.
History is the witness
History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.
Sayingnothing...
Sayingnothing... sometimes says the most.
The thoughts that
The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.
Encouragement after
Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.

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