The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.
Education is the chief defence of a Nation.
The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.
Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.
Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.
Talentalone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at theright time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are youready?'
Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.