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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1261 views       Quotes

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A fool shows
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
If you get to
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.
There are two
There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.
Adversity introduces
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
It doesnot do
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
A manneed never
A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.
Growth for the sake
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of cancer cell.
A book, tight shut
A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.
Don't consideryour
Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.
Two man looks
Two man looks out through the same bars: the one sees the mud, the one the stars.
Man's life would
Man's life would be wretched and confined if it were to missthe candid intimacy developed by mutual trust and esteem.
Kind words do
Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

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