The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.
The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Neverdoubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change theworld. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.
Dig a well before you are thirsty.
Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
Takecare, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you willforever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make adifference, if you choose to do so.
To beprepared is half the victory.