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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1584 views       Quotes

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The sole advantage
The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
When aman says
When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.
To exaggrerate is
To exaggrerate is to weaken.
A child is not a
A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.
The highest pleasure
The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour
A newbroom sweeps
A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.
We arethe prisoners
We arethe prisoners of ideas.
Now-a-days
Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.
Life is no brief candle-
Life is no brief candle- it's a splendid torch!
There is a slogan
There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN ."IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".Believe in YOURSELF.
He whotalks incessantly,
He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.
One of the difficult
One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

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