The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.
The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.
Some people suffer in silence louder than others
A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.
All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour
Our errors are steps on the way.
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.