The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Whateverfailures I have known, whatever errors I have committed, whatever follies Ihave witnessed in private and public life have been the consequence of actionwithout thought.
A state with defective laws will have defective morals.
Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.
If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.
Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
There are always two forces warring against each other within us.
Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.
Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.
Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.