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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1449 views       Quotes

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Anounce of mediation
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Listening,not imitation,
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Power doesn't corrupt
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No manever did a
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Kind words do
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Kindwords do not
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As if you could
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A half truth is
A half truth is a whole lie.
Stoppingat third base
Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.
Icannot give you
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