The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Small deeds done

Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned

Luck iswhat happens

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Kind wordscan be

Kind wordscan be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

If you climb up

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

Out ofthe fullness

Out ofthe fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Theloftier the building

Theloftier the building the deeper the foundation must be.

If you don't know

If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.

It is mark of a

It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

When you choose

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

Considerhow hard

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

Everytime we read,

Everytime we read, a seed is sown for the future.

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