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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1664 views       Quotes

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Life has become
Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.
Every man is entitled
Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment
Thego-between wears
Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.
To teach isto
To teach isto learn twice.
All mankind is divided
All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.
Imaginationis the eye
Imaginationis the eye of your soul.
Knowledge is of
Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.
The means by
The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.
Theproblem with
Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.
The roots of education
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
Since God made us
Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?
The majority of
The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

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