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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1450 views       Quotes

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Peopleshould talk less
Peopleshould talk less and draw more. Personally, I would like to renounce speechaltogether and, like organic nature, communicate everything I have to sayvisually.
The directuse of
The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.
The man who says
The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.
Commonsense in an
Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.
The difficulty of
The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion
Personal responsibility
Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination
One must be
One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.
The great despisers
The great despisers are the greater reverers.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
A clynic is a man
A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
Thereare no secrets.
Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

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