The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
Power tires only those who do not have it.
The audience see a JOKER as JOKER...! But the JOKER sees himself as a PERFORMER.... No matter what others think. it is your life. Go on with Confidence..!!
The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.
All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.
Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.
Trust resides squarely between faith and doubt.
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives Ideas have endurance without death.
The exercise of power is determined by thousands ofinteractions between the world of the powerful and that of the powerless, allthe more so because these worlds are never divided by a sharp line: everyonehas a small part of himself in both.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.