The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.
Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.
It is a good reader that makes a good book.
Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier tobe sometimes cheated than not to trust.
Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.
Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.
Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.
It is much easier to be a hero than a gentleman.
Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.
Wecould never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.