The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Thewill to win is

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

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The aimof argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.

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Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

Wisdom requires that

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

Whendealing with people,

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

One ofthe best

One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

To be wronged is

To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

You may give gifts

You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving

A man is but a

A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes

We make our

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Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

It's notthe will to

It's notthe will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.

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