The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Whenevertwo good people argue over principles, they are both right.
Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.
Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson,
Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.
Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen
Sorrow and silence are strong, and patient endurance is god-like.
Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.
Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.