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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1090 views       Quotes

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The audience see
The audience see a JOKER as JOKER...! But the JOKER sees himself as a PERFORMER.... No matter what others think. it is your life. Go on with Confidence..!!
Communicationis not only
Communicationis not only the essence of being human, but also a vital property of life.
Sometimesyou have
Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.
As longas you
As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down,so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
Get someone else
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
The most imaginative
The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.
In thefield of observation,
In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.
Thepeak efficiency of
Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.
Dealwith the faults
Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.
Washing one's hands
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerfuland the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.
Cheat me in the price
Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.
To ask advice is
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

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