The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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When youcannot

When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.

Show me a man

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

There is no fate

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

Nogarden is without

Nogarden is without its weeds.

Let usnever negotiate

Let usnever negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

A goodplan is like a

A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

Words are like spears

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

In themiddle of every

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

The greatest prayer

The greatest prayer is patience.

A room without books

A room without books is a body without soul

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