The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Life only demands

Life only demands from you the strength you posses

Suffering is the sole

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

Themost prepared are

Themost prepared are the most dedicated.

One person with

One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.

It doesnot do to

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

Nature's instructions

Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

The work of

The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.

Honesty once pawned

Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.

Nature hasgiven men

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

A man has no ears

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

Becausewe focused on

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

Whenconflict becomes

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

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