The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and
Real swaraj will come not by the acquisition of authority by a few but by the acquisition of capacity by all to resist authority when it is abused
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.
Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.
The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarilybased on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.
The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.
It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.
Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.
Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.
He understands badly who listens badly.