The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Every man has the

Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

Happiness is a choice that

Happiness is a choice that requires affort at times.

It isgreed to do

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

Power corrupts

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Neveranswer a letter

Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.

Nothing in life is

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

Money is what

Money is what things run into and people run out of

You gotto be

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

A man of courage

A man of courage is also full of faith.

Due to circumstances

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.

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