The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.
The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion
Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.
You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.
The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.
Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.
It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.