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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
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Reason is my philosophy
Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.
I have oftenregretted
I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.
Man alone contains
Man alone contains within himself as many species as exist on earth.
Never[enter] into
Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
The majority of
The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.
Small deeds done
Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned
As longas you keep
As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
Conflictcan destroy a
Conflictcan destroy a team which hasn't spent time learning to deal with it.
You can not do
You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
The major cause
The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.
It's better to
It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
Old wood best of
Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

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