The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.
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The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.
Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.
He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.
Education is the chief defence of a Nation.
To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway
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It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.
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Old fools are more foolish than you ones.
Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.