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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1694 views       Quotes

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Frustration is commonly
Frustration is commonly the difference between what you would like to be and what you are willing to become what you would like to be.
No doctor is
No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.
Snap judgment has
Snap judgment has a way of becoming unfastened.
Youcan't stay in
Youcan't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come toyou. You have to go to them sometimes.
Alexander's last wrds
Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.
The property of
The property of power is to protect.
Luck iswhat happens when
Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.
Don't consideryour
Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.
To know how to
To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.
It is atrick among the
It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.
If you can find
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.
Our distrust is
Our distrust is very expensive.

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