The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.
A danger forseen is half avoided.
The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.
Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.
Genius is a long impatience.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?
Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
To believein something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.
Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.