The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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If youare standing

If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Think big, believe

Think big, believe big and act big for gaining victory over your difficulties.

Old wood best of

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Themost prepared are

Themost prepared are the most dedicated.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Ifanyone is not

Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.

Power corrupts.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Childhood shows the man,

Childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day

If wemanage conflict

If wemanage conflict constructively, we harness its energy for creativity and development.

Myinterest is in

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

Eyes are more accurate

Eyes are more accurate witness than ears

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