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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1155 views       Quotes

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Thewise man, even
Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.
Don'tstand by the
Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.
Old wood best of
Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.
The talker will l
The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.
Thefirst principle of
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
It's more shameful
It's more shameful to mistrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.
Responsibility is the
Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.
A half truth is
A half truth is a whole lie.
Even a dog knows
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.
The bad gardener
The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.
Most people suspended
Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.
Our errors are
Our errors are steps on the way.

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