The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Truth is strengthened

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

Life, Like a child,

Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.

The king goes

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

One must be poor

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.

Education is the chief

Education is the chief defence of a Nation.

It is long and hard

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

Prejudice is a disease

Prejudice is a disease characterised by hardening of categories.

Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Do not judge, and

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

Analysis kills spontaneity

Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.

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