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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1632 views       Quotes

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One should never
One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.
Believing that soom
Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.
Light is good in
Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.
People who fight
People who fight with fire usually end up with ashes.
The first duty of
The first duty of love is to listen.
I love power
I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.
Another form of
Another form of wastefulness is expenditure of words beyond the income of ideas.
Suffering is one
Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. WE can only record its moods and chronicle their return.
It is less dangerous
It is less dangerous to treat most men badly than to treat them too well.
Ninety-ninepercent
Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.
Compromiseis never anything
Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.
No onewould talk
No onewould talk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

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