The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.
Whenyou're at the edge of a cliff, sometimes progress is a step backwards.
Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.
Ialways cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a singlepolitical argument left.
What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.
It iswith our brothers and sisters that we learn to love, share, negotiate, startand end fights, hurt others, and save face. The basis of healthy (orunhealthy) connections in adulthood is cast during childhood.
Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson,
Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.
My Strength is made perfect in weakness
History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.