The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

It is a lesson

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

The hand of liberty

The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.

As longas you keep

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

Power never takes

Power never takes a back step only in the face of morepower.

I love power

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

We willbe known by

We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Tact is the ability

Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Most ofour so-

Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

If you climb

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

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