The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.
A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.
Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.
Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
A language is like living skin itself.
Some People strengthen the society just by being the kind of people they are.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it
Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.
You make a mountain of a mole-hill.