The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Nature's instructions

Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

We areall faced

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

One person with

One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.

In anyfree society,

In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

He whois unable

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Thehardest step is

Thehardest step is over the threshold.

Power is no

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

What we seek

What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

A critic is a man

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Bestill when you

Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

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