The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Power tires only

Power tires only those who do not have it.

To like and dislike

To like and dislike the same thing, that is, indeed, friendship.

The more faithfully

The more faithfully you listen to the voice withhin you, the batter you will hear what is sounding outside.And only he who listens can speak.

Nothing is a permanent

Nothing is a permanent except change.

you salute your

you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

Life imitates art

Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

It's whenyou're

It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

A fool shows

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

The remedy for

The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.

Science has promised

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

Charlie Chaplin said

Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"

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