The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.
My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.
Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.
As long as there is life there is danger.
The last function of reason is to recognize that there is an infinity of things which surpass it.
Opportunists take now for an answer.
Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.
Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.
Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.
Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.
The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.
A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.