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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1489 views       Quotes

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Success is often
Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.
Nothing makes it
Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.
Thecompromise will
Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.
Men of genius
Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.
Who can say
Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?
When you are
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
Thebasic building block
Thebasic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.
They know enough
They know enough who know how to learn.
Work without faith
Work without faith is like at attempt to reach a bottom-less pit.
Only hethat has traveled
Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.
There'sno need to
There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.
Don'thate, it's
Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

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