Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.

The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

Work without faith is like at attempt to reach a bottom-less pit.

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Men are mortal, but ideas are immortal.