Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.

Thegreatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall.

The property of power is to protect.

You andyour spouse should consider the arguments you have, not as calamities in thehistory of your child’sdevelopment, but as opportunities for learning. Take the opportunity to teachyour children the art ofand value in negotiation, and to demonstrate you

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.