Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

Onemust talk little and listen much.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay, falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

People who fight with fire usually end up with ashes.

Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.