Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Only few men think, but all have opinions.

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

The art of life is the avoiding of pain.

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. WE can only record its moods and chronicle their return.

People whoare too concerned with how well they are doing will be less successful andfeel less competent than those who focus on the task itself... Somepsychologists call it a conflict between egoorientation, or between extrinsicand intrinsic motivation...

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Be your own judge and you will be happy.