Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Thedays are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling?

You made your bed, now lie in it.

Sorrow and silence are strong, and patient endurance is god-like.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

When work is pleasure, life is joy.

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.