Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

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Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Icannot divine how

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

It is less dangerous

It is less dangerous to treat most men badly than to treat them too well.

Consistency is the

Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

Therecan be no

Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.

Everyoneis kneaded out

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

If we shake hands

If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.

Power is not only

Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinksyou have.

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis

Fortunatelypsychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itselfstill remains a very effective therapist.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

The merit belongs

The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.

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