Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

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Be notdisturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed at not understanding.

When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

Imaginationis the eye of your soul.

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Allthings at first appear difficult.

Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.

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