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Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

The aimof argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

People say law but they mean wealth.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing:

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

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