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Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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It's notthe will to

It's notthe will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.

Nearly all men

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want totest a man's character, give him power.

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Usenon-verbal communication to

Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.

Ittakes nine months

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

A child is not a

A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.

Nostrength within,

Nostrength within, no respect without.

If you are standing

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

A good listeneris not

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

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