Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Luck iswhat happens when

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

It'sgood to shut

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

Constantrepetition carries

Constantrepetition carries conviction.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

In oneof our concert

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.

A man without patience

A man without patience is a lamp without oil.

The grand essentials

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.

The spokenword belongs

The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.

You cannot truly

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

Resolvingconflict is

Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

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