most of d girls

most of d girls r like an Internet Virus: they ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets TRANSFER money EDIT ur mind DOWNLOAD their problems DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4EVER

Jan, 19 2012 159 chars (1 sms) 2292 views Naughty

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TeacheWhat should

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Comparison of a

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Touch it gentlyPut

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