most of d girls

most of d girls
most of d girls r like an Internet Virus: they ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets TRANSFER money EDIT ur mind DOWNLOAD their problems DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4EVER
  

Jan, 19 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     2288 views       Naughty

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