most of d girls

most of d girls r like an Internet Virus: they ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets TRANSFER money EDIT ur mind DOWNLOAD their problems DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4EVER

Jan, 19 2012 159 chars (1 sms) 2447 views Naughty

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College Girl At

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Earlier bosses used

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ACCIDENTS TAKE

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Failure is not

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Doctor,s wife

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1commerce Wali

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