Difference between Good

Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.

Jan, 19 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 935 views Naughty

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Santa on KBCAmitabh

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Touch it gentlyPut

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Girl: Tumne mujh

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AIDS AWARENESS:"Try

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TeacheWhat should

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Hubby-Wud u

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'lovers went 2

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Heard d latest

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