Difference between Good

Difference between Good
Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.
  

Jan, 19 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     947 views       Naughty

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