Ladki ke T-

Ladki ke T-
Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha
  

Jan, 19 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1248 views       Naughty

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What is diffrnce betwn "Aadmi" aur "Aaurat". Aaurat ek hi Aadmi se bahut saari ummide karti hai aur Aadmi bahut saari aurato se ek hi ummid karta hai ;-
Touch it gentlyPut ur finger inside If da hole is big put three fingersRub it up & down gentlythat's the right way of wash glass
Santa's Wife To Santa Ager Duniya Sirf 30 Min Me Khatam Horahi Ho To Ap Kia Karna Chahogey?Santa Off Course"Sex"Santa's Wife Aur Baqi K 29 Mins
ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME. Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"
Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai. Gusse me bola: Uth santo, aisi jgah kam nahi krna jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.
Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it
College Girl At Fee Counter - Sir, Meri Le Lo !Sir- 2 Min Ruko. Aram Se Le Lunga.Girl- Are Jaldi Le Lo, Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mere Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai.
Santa:Daddy maine biwi ko sms Kiya k mai rat ko aaunga rat ghar aaya to BIWI kisi or k sath soyi thiDaddy:ho sakta h usko SMS na mila ho.
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-
HOW Do You SAY-'TOPLESS' in URDU…???????????????Ans:-KHULE AAM…
Deepa Mehta made a film on lesbians & named it 'Fire'. Now she is making another film on homosexuals. Can u guess the name......'Backfire'
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"