A famous sex

A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"? Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.."

Jan, 19 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 1750 views Naughty

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Q: What is the difference

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What is the similarity

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Recession in the

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Heard d latest

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