A famous sex

A famous sex
A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"? Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.."
  

Jan, 19 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1732 views       Naughty

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