Touch it gentlyPut

Touch it gentlyPut
Touch it gentlyPut ur finger inside If da hole is big put three fingersRub it up & down gentlythat's the right way of wash glass
  

Jan, 19 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     1276 views       Naughty

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