Q: What is the difference

Q: What is the difference
Q: What is the difference b/w a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?A: One is trying to die....... the other is dying to try!
  

Jan, 19 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     815 views       Naughty

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Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!
A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"? Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.."
STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.'STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..
Santa on long Tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual happens at home.Banta SMSs after a month,"Man who comes TO UR HOME daily, didn't come 2day"-
Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day
Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),
Santa:Daddy maine biwi ko sms Kiya k mai rat ko aaunga rat ghar aaya to BIWI kisi or k sath soyi thiDaddy:ho sakta h usko SMS na mila ho.
In breast stroke swiming competition French woman came 1st & English woman came 2nd. Our Banto came last. She complained - its unfair, those 2 used their arms !
Sardr ka beta 5th me fail hua to 4th me aya,4th me fail hua to 3rd me aya.To sardar ghar pe apni biwi sebola-Apni salwar,panty tight karle,wo vapas aa raha hai
SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi