Thought of d day

Thought of d day: A successful man is 1 who makes more money than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can find such a man....

Jan, 14 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1122 views General

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When I call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 2 ring I miss u; 4 menas .............. . . . . . . . . . pick d phone idiot.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

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