Thought of d day

Thought of d day: A successful man is 1 who makes more money than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can find such a man....

Jan, 14 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1188 views General

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I luv MUMBAI

I luv MUMBAI bcoz she is like mother to millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English,BA in Gujarati &AI in Marathi. Why worry MUM+BA+I.

Staying single is

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

Badal B hoGhata

Badal B hoGhata B ho,Barish na ho toKya fayda?Dost B hoWafadar B ho,Dildar na hoTo kya fayda?SMS B HoZabardast B Ho,Reply na ho to kya Fayda.

9 lessons in life:

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

The world does

The world does not needs more mountains to climb, more seas to cross more stars to shine, What the world needs is More of u and ur smiles.

TWO FACTS OF LIFE

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

Johny Walker : Mere

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

govt. imposing income

govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...

Before u judge a

Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes.... After that, who cares? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs

A foolish man tels

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

PrayeO God, give

PrayeO God, give us Strength & Capacity to pay -IT,VAT,CST,Ser.Tax,Excise,Octroi,TDS,ESI,FBT,Prop Tax,Stamp Duty,CGT,Water Tax,Prof Tax,Road Tax,Edu.C

Only 2 Persons

Only 2 Persons r Very Happy In This World,A MAD Person & A CHILD!Be a MAD 2Achieve What We Desire & Be a CHILD 2Enjoy It Without Worries.

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