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Thought of d day
Thought of d day: A successful man is 1 who makes more money than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can find such a man....
  
Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1126 views       General

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There is only one
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
I want to kill sweetest
I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.
What happens when
What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.
LOVE MEANS L LAKE
LOVE MEANS L LAKE OF BEER O OCEAN OF WHISKY V VALLEY OF RUM E END OF STOCK (bar closed) ja soja LOVE is injurious for health So dont love .
Todays Thought: Try
Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get…
Swim on a pool,
Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.
Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Saprkling Eyes Those Marvelous Lips A 100 Watt Smile The Majestic Walk The Cheerful Talk Truly Charming Personality Guess, That's Enough abt ME
Gali mein maut
Gali mein maut ka andaaz maar dalega.Tumhe dhamaakon ka ehsaas maar dalega.Hai ab bhi waqt jaag jaao ae deshwasiyo,Nahi toh bomb ka yeh sailaab maar daalega
There are 2 times,
There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage
A - U'r Attractive B
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
There is no Good or
There is no Good or Bad in this world.But Thinking makes it so. Wat people call "congestion" in a train,becomes "atmosphere"in a Disco..
Which FISH can
Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

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