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Thought of d day
Thought of d day: A successful man is 1 who makes more money than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can find such a man....
  
Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1190 views       General

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advantages of "not
advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls
When do you know
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
Water is COLOURLESS,
Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.
Do u know d Fullform
Do u know d Fullform of"GIRL"G-Genius in Gossips.I-Innocent Immoralality.R-Raging with Crying.L-Licence 2 Lie Lavishly.Ohh Girls
LOVE MEANS L LAKE
LOVE MEANS L LAKE OF BEER O OCEAN OF WHISKY V VALLEY OF RUM E END OF STOCK (bar closed) ja soja LOVE is injurious for health So dont love .
Welcome To Care
Welcome To Care center Khushi k liye1 dabaye.Muskan k liye 2dabaye.Mujhse dosti k liye 3dabaye.Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye
Mistakes r not
Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME!
1 miss call dene
1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...
SORRY Dont get
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
Awesome Ads technique:
Awesome Ads technique:Found on a bag of chips:"You could be a winner No purchase necessary Details inside..
Conversions to be
Conversions to be remembered 4 lifetime: 100cm= 1m 100ps= 1Rs 100kg=1quintal 100gods=1mother, and most importantly 100 devils= 1 girlfriend
There are 2 times,
There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

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