Gita saar: mobile

Gita saar: mobile nirjiv hai sim jiski atma hai,sms wo gyan hai,jo batne se badta hai.Isliye,he! prani balance ki mohmaya tyag kar sms kar.

Jan, 14 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 2340 views General

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I want to kill sweetest

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

The world's thinnest

The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"

Duniya main 3

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

Testing Ur BLOOD

Testing Ur BLOOD Pls wait. III 33% IIIII 66% IIIIIIIIIIII 100% Complete! Result: "HIV" H: Honey I: In V: Veins Thats why U r so SWEET

A modern employer

A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

Ek over me kitne

Ek over me kitne boll feke jate hKaya apne kaha "6"?Galt jawabEk ovar me ek hi ball 6bar feka jata hBade aayeCricket kshoukhin.huh

How many times

How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..

what we wear on

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR

NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE,GUD DAYS GIVES HAPPINESS,BAD DAYS GIVE U EXPERIENCE,BOTH ARE ESSENTIAL IN LIFE, ALL ARE GOD BLESSING

I want U to know

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Terna ho to samundar

Terna ho to samundar mai tero nadi nale mai key rakha hai. Moohabat karna hai to vatan se karo hasinao mai kay rakha hai.

Today, tommorow and

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

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