Gita saar: mobile

Gita saar: mobile nirjiv hai sim jiski atma hai,sms wo gyan hai,jo batne se badta hai.Isliye,he! prani balance ki mohmaya tyag kar sms kar.

Jan, 14 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 2641 views General

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Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?

Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without

Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !

Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

Height of Reasoning: I am nt scared of proposin a Girl, But I am scared about: "What would happen If She agrees!"

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega dosti ka silsila badalta rahega aap delete karte reh jaoge par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta rahega

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.

The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"

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