In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"

How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:

Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.

I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.

Aaj Agar Aisi Mahngai Hai to 2020 Tak Kya Hoga ? Soch ? Nahi Pata ? Batata Hu.. 20 Liter Petrol Ke Saath 1 Pulsar Moter Cycel Free....

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vyad nahi aa reli kyaaA? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas messge bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik mesge chipka daAL!

These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....

SMS doesn’t mean only Short Messaging Service, but it also means Some Moments Shared with loved ones.

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!