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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??

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Height of Reasoning: I am nt scared of proposin a Girl, But I am scared about: "What would happen If She agrees!"

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Sweet is your Name Sweet is your smile. I m very glad to meet you in my life.

Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.

If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..