Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, kahin door ek naya janm paaoge, is bar jo hua bahut galat hua, agli baar ek lambi poonchh aur char taange paaoge.

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.

SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.

Its hard to find a towel , when soap enters in eyes, Its hard to leave a friend its time to say GOOD BYE

Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.

Dear MARIE, Yesterday was a very GOOD DAY. Our meeting was TRULY NICE But the chance of success of our love is 50 50.

Never expect things to happen… Struggle and make them happen… Never expect you to be given a good value… Create a value of your own u have! Don’t under estimate yourself, You are worth more than anything in this world! Be cheerfull & Live life to the fullest dear…

Gali mein maut ka andaaz maar dalega.Tumhe dhamaakon ka ehsaas maar dalega.Hai ab bhi waqt jaag jaao ae deshwasiyo,Nahi toh bomb ka yeh sailaab maar daalega