Hi Sweetheart, Doing

Hi Sweetheart, Doing
Hi Sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make a place for me in ur heart! I may come there any time! UR's Faithfully "HEART ATTACK"!
  

Jan, 14 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     999 views       General

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