Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…

How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:

The difference betwn COMPLETE & FINISH... When u love the right 1 u r COMPLETE & When u love the wrong 1 u r FINISHED!

How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

If you could buy one thing for me, what would it be? Reply is a must. fwd this to your friends n you will b amazed at replies.

Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?SochoUse bolenge'NOKIA'-CONNECTING PIPAL...

KABHI KhUSHI KABHI GAM-Mere Sms Na Honge Kam.KABHI ALVIDA NA KAHNA-Sms Karte Rehna.DHOOM2Mere Sms PadhKar Jhoom tu.PHIR HERA PHERI-Ab Sms Ki Bari teri.

Let This Month Be:M:MagnificientlyA:AdvantageousR:RichlyC:Celebrative &H:Harmoniously HappyHve a Masti Bhara March