Be nice to the

Be nice to the
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last
  

Jan, 14 2012     66 chars (1 sms)     1066 views       General

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LOVE MEANS L LAKE OF BEER O OCEAN OF WHISKY V VALLEY OF RUM E END OF STOCK (bar closed) ja soja LOVE is injurious for health So dont love .
LOVE Means- L=Lot of sorrow. O=Ocean of tears V=Valley of Death. E=End of life. So beware from LOVE....
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friendsGood jobGood foodGood sleep&" GOOD _ UCK "whatever u are thinking..That's right..
Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…
D se Dosti, D se Dushmani, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Diwangi, par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR.
1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...
1waqt ta jab tumare sms aise ate te, jese kisine tumari khopdi pe gun raki ho or tumse sms karwa raha he. magar ab lagta hai jaise, goli maar di.
Sukh unhe milte hai Jo dukh ko sehte HAI Aansoo unke behte HAI Jo yaadon mein rehte HAI Aur Hum sms unhe bhejte HAI Jo hamare dil mein rehte HAI..
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
God Askd me "WhAt did u eArn in ur Life Till 2dAy ?"I jus Replied-I'll Surely eArn a few teArs 4m d Eyes of A person reAding this Msg,
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding