Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us

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Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

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Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.

Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.

Never expect things to happen… Struggle and make them happen… Never expect you to be given a good value… Create a value of your own u have! Don’t under estimate yourself, You are worth more than anything in this world! Be cheerfull & Live life to the fullest dear…

Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo.... Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

Smile ever. udas never! speak ever. Gumsum never! share ever. Chupana never! Care ever. Bhoolna never! Bcoz i m ur friend 4ever.take care