Jo is msg ko padh raha hai wo LOVABLE. SMART. CUTE. SWEET. INTELIGENT. GOOD LOOKING. nahi hai to kya hua, jisne bheja wo to hai!!

Har ladka kisi ladki ki jindgi me pahla ladka hona chahta he or har ladki, ladke ki jindgi me akhri hona chahti he

Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.

Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?

Can u think ki2+5=11kaise ayasocho-sochonahi malumthora aur dimag lagao abhi b nahi? Ok!Let me tel u kikaise aya"GALTI SE"

Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me.

The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .

Without u'r SMS days are like Moanday tearsday wasteday thirstday frightday shatterday sadday So SMS me everday evertime. Smile please

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .

Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.