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I mixed rum with
I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.
  
Jan, 14 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     967 views       General

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