Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?

Terna ho to samundar mai tero nadi nale mai key rakha hai. Moohabat karna hai to vatan se karo hasinao mai kay rakha hai.

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI

Aap ko kuch dena haiMere pas aaoThoda aurAb theek hai Apna face meri taraf karo Aankhain band karo dhhhissshum Msg nahi karoge to aise hi padega.

SmS-Ke-5 Fayde1-Mobile ko junk nahi lagta2-Time Pass hota hai 3-Jise SmS karo wo khush Hota hai 4-Contact Bana Rahta hai 5-Koi apko Kanjus Nahi Kahta hai

Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3

Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..

NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE,GUD DAYS GIVES HAPPINESS,BAD DAYS GIVE U EXPERIENCE,BOTH ARE ESSENTIAL IN LIFE, ALL ARE GOD BLESSING

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,