Aaj kal maan kar

Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka

Jan, 14 2012 116 chars (1 sms) 1007 views General

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my Smile+my

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Dear customer

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Those innocent eyes,

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I think u r very careless

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HI, KEEP MESSAGING

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