New Concept of Life

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

Jan, 14 2012 80 chars (1 sms) 860 views General

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

The only good thing

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

There are 2 times,

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

The secret of a

The secret of a HAPPY married life......... is still a SECRET!

Giddyup, I"d wish

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

When do you know

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between Bill gates & me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes 2my house& I never go 2 his house EGO Problem

Sweet is your Name

Sweet is your Name Sweet is your smile. I m very glad to meet you in my life.

Swim on a pool,

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

Johny Walker : Mere

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

wherever you go

wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone , theres no need to fear, just give me a call and u no ill be here!

The difference betwn

The difference betwn COMPLETE & FINISH... When u love the right 1 u r COMPLETE & When u love the wrong 1 u r FINISHED!

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