Agar do pipal ke

Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?SochoUse bolenge'NOKIA'-CONNECTING PIPAL...

Jan, 14 2012 122 chars (1 sms) 1147 views General

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Any girl call you

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Aaj deedar,kal yaar,

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