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Jan, 14 2012 148 chars (1 sms) 817 views General

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There are two theories

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Samundar jitna Mkt,

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Todays Thought: Try

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HAMARE LIYE APNE

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Lyf is short,live

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If u hav any problm,

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Hazaro Ladkiya Aati

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PrayeO God, give

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Sweet candies are

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When u mix rice

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