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A modern employer
A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.
  
Jan, 14 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     822 views       General

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Only the open
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We need not
We need not worry abt those who hve cum by "BOAT" BUT We mst really worry abt those who hv come by "VOTE"They r our real Enemies G'mrng
A Poster on TV
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us
5 benefits of kissing:
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The secret to success
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures
God Askd me God Askd me
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Abey O Burai ke Rasgulle
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Arties are red,
Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?
LOVE MEANS L LAKE
LOVE MEANS L LAKE OF BEER O OCEAN OF WHISKY V VALLEY OF RUM E END OF STOCK (bar closed) ja soja LOVE is injurious for health So dont love .
Har Jgah Toofan Sa
Har Jgah Toofan Sa Aaya He Jise Dkho Lab Pe 1 Hi Naam Chaya He Jb B Msg Tone Bajti HeTo Log Bolte HLagta Hai " " Ka Msg Aaya HE
Great Pass it on:
Great Pass it on: "Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility" -INDIAN ARMY
Never blame a girl
Never blame a girl coz she teaches well than any1 elsewhen she is with u she teaches how to live When she leaves u she teaches how to survive

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