If you eve want

If you eve want
If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock .......... .be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....
  

Jan, 14 2012     171 chars (2 sms)     1494 views       General

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govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...
What is the similarity between Bill gates & me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes 2my house& I never go 2 his house EGO Problem
A famouz quote written at Tokyo buz stand:" Only buz stopz here,not time.So dont wazte your time,keep movin with your dutiez &work,Coz time never waitz"
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.
namaskar! jaago baalak. suryoday ho chuka hai. snaan poorn karke, pavitra hokar, maata Pita k charan chhukar, sundar sundar BAALIKAO k darshan par nikal pado
You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar.
Bas karo yaar, band karo ye SMS ka khel, ab kabhi SMS mat karna, bahut ho gaya natak TumharaAisa maine kabhi kaha kya?Nahi naTo phir SMS kyon nahi karte
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures
1waqt ta jab tumare sms aise ate te, jese kisine tumari khopdi pe gun raki ho or tumse sms karwa raha he. magar ab lagta hai jaise, goli maar di.
Piece of philosophy frm a passionate smoker:"I alwys think of leaving cigarttes but for thinkng,i need a cigarette.