If you eve want

If you eve want
If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock .......... .be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....
  

Jan, 14 2012     171 chars (2 sms)     1858 views       General

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not
Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me nasha, Nashe me mithas, Mithas me ummid, Ummid me khayal, Khayal me tasvir, Tasvir me aap..
Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....
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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!
Awesome Ads technique:Found on a bag of chips:"You could be a winner No purchase necessary Details inside..
Chai k cup se udte dhue me Aap jaise Nalayak dosto ki tasveer nazar aati hain, kambakht inhi khayalo mai kho kar har roz meri chai thandi ho jati hai!
A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"
Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,
D R I N K D-elicious after 1 Peg. R-omantic after 2 Peg. I-ntresting aftr 3 Peg N-aughty aftr 4 Peg K-ing aftr 5 Peg
Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.