Jab tum is duniya

Jab tum is duniya
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, kahin door ek naya janm paaoge, is bar jo hua bahut galat hua, agli baar ek lambi poonchh aur char taange paaoge.
  

Jan, 14 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     990 views       General

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Ata gache tota pakhi.....
Dalim gache mou.....
Hire dadar Murmure dat....
Thakur dadar bou.......
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