Jab tum is duniya

Jab tum is duniya
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, kahin door ek naya janm paaoge, is bar jo hua bahut galat hua, agli baar ek lambi poonchh aur char taange paaoge.
  

Jan, 14 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     1085 views       General

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