Aaj meri SMS FACTRY me IncomeTax ki RED padi Oficr bola-Itna maal produc kr k bhjte ho to TAX nahi bhrte?me bola Maal to jata he mgar payment nahi aata..

Nothing comes free of cost in world including my sms;So i have decided to charge my sms;And the price is YOUR SMILE; I hope it's been paid now..

I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY face....

Jo is msg ko padh raha hai wo LOVABLE. SMART. CUTE. SWEET. INTELIGENT. GOOD LOOKING. nahi hai to kya hua, jisne bheja wo to hai!!

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Dear MARIE, Yesterday was a very GOOD DAY. Our meeting was TRULY NICE But the chance of success of our love is 50 50.

How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:

Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

What is the similarity between Bill gates & me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes 2my house& I never go 2 his house EGO Problem

When U think life's boring.Just call me.I will come there & hold Ur hands & go 4 a walk on a big river bridge &I'll show UWHERE TO JUMP.

Height of Reasoning: I am nt scared of proposin a Girl, But I am scared about: "What would happen If She agrees!"