Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"

jo mila hum use kismat kehate hai,jo na mita hm use badkismat kehete hai ,na mila use paneki jab jiid hoti hai, hum use himmat-e-koshish kehete hai

Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1 Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

Zindgi badi ajeeb hoti hai, kabi haar to kabi jeet hoti hai, tamanna rakho samndr ki gehrai ko chune ki, kinaro pe to bus zindgi ki shurwat hoti hai.

Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS...!!

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Why the sun sets and rise every day ????Socho socho !??So that u can wish good morning and good evening to your loving ones!

A boy proposed a girl, she said NO ! Bt boy wasnt sad. Frnds:dnt u feel sad? Boy : i lost 1 who nvr luvd me. She lost 1 who really lov Her

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,