Sorry to disturb

Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !

Jan, 14 2012 148 chars (1 sms) 3186 views General

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Peene ki Umar1 to

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