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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone , theres no need to fear, just give me a call and u no ill be here!

Life has its ups & downs. Sometimes SUN shines, sometimes RAIN pours. But dont forget, it takes both SUN & RAIN to make a RAINBOW!! Enjoy life.

Those Saprkling Eyes Those Marvelous Lips A 100 Watt Smile The Majestic Walk The Cheerful Talk Truly Charming Personality Guess, That's Enough abt ME

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

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