Terna ho to samundar

Terna ho to samundar
Terna ho to samundar mai tero nadi nale mai key rakha hai. Moohabat karna hai to vatan se karo hasinao mai kay rakha hai.
  

Jan, 14 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1069 views       General

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MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.
Samundar jitna Mkt, Nadi jitna Turnover, Talab jitna Expenses, Balti jitna Bad Debts, Lote jitna Profit.Happy March End....
Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....
Chai k cup se udte dhue me Aap jaise Nalayak dosto ki tasveer nazar aati hain, kambakht inhi khayalo mai kho kar har roz meri chai thandi ho jati hai!
ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.
Promise me we are true friends.. U r the sky I am the bird. You are the speech I am the word. You are the roti I am Bhaji. I am the joke and you are my sardarji
A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.
Aap ko kuch dena haiMere pas aaoThoda aurAb theek hai Apna face meri taraf karo Aankhain band karo dhhhissshum Msg nahi karoge to aise hi padega.
There is no Good or Bad in this world.But Thinking makes it so. Wat people call "congestion" in a train,becomes "atmosphere"in a Disco..
Testing Ur BLOOD Pls wait. III 33% IIIII 66% IIIIIIIIIIII 100% Complete! Result: "HIV" H: Honey I: In V: Veins Thats why U r so SWEET
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
My Health problemhas reached such a CRITICAL stage that doctor says there are only 2options left.. . . . . . EitherI.C.U. Or U.C.Me