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NOBODY like U,
NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.
  
Jan, 14 2012     161 chars (2 sms)     937 views       General

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