I Met Money

I Met Money
I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...
  

Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1218 views       General

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Abey O Burai ke Rasgulle Paap ki Barfi Bewafai ke laddoo Farebi jalebi Dhokhebazi ki chikki Badmashi ke Pede Matlab ke halve Tu Bahut SWEET hai re!
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!
Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"
Nakhre aapke tauba tauba, ajeeb aapka style hai, Mssg to aap karte nahi, bus halla macha rakha ki mere paas mobile hai..
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
PrayeO God, give us Strength & Capacity to pay -IT,VAT,CST,Ser.Tax,Excise,Octroi,TDS,ESI,FBT,Prop Tax,Stamp Duty,CGT,Water Tax,Prof Tax,Road Tax,Edu.C
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
The secret of a HAPPY married life......... is still a SECRET!
D R I N K D-elicious after 1 Peg. R-omantic after 2 Peg. I-ntresting aftr 3 Peg N-aughty aftr 4 Peg K-ing aftr 5 Peg
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai
Tomato Potato Brinjal Ginger Carrot Ladyfinger Lemon Onion Garlic Mushroom Cheese Cabbage Confused .... ?" VEG " sms hai.Kisi ko bhi bhej sakte ho.!!