Ja SMS ja,mere sweet yaar ke pass ja,Dheere se jaana,shor mat machana,Busy ho to kuch mat kehna,free ho to :good evening: kehna...

These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....

Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.

Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Actually seriuously practically really typically sincerely jokingly essentially interestingly obviously i want to disturb u !!!

Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana , an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while traveling in a German car.

Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!

Xcellent quote written on road to the fast drivers:"If u wanna donate blood, dont do it on the road, please donate it in the blood bank".

A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.