I Met Money

I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...

Jan, 14 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 985 views General

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Make A Heart Which Never

Make A Heart Which Never Breaks, Make A Smile Which Never Hurts, Make a Life Which Never Pains, Make A Relationship Which Never Ends. Take care!

main jaanta hoon

main jaanta hoon kee yeh khawaab zhuthe hain aur, yeh kusheeyaan adhuree hai, magar zindaa rahane ke leeye mere dost, kuchch galatphamiyan zaruree hain.

TWO FACTS OF LIFE

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

A scintist cant b

A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng

Proposing a girl

Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

Life without ur

Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!

We've known each other

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Why the sun sets

Why the sun sets and rise every day ????Socho socho !??So that u can wish good morning and good evening to your loving ones!

Suno gaur se pepsi

Suno gaur se pepsi walo,Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,Chahe jitna dew pila lo,Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!Hai na hum pure hindustani

Marriage is a relationship

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:

A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . .

Aap ko kuch dena

Aap ko kuch dena haiMere pas aaoThoda aurAb theek hai Apna face meri taraf karo Aankhain band karo dhhhissshum Msg nahi karoge to aise hi padega.

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