I Met Money

I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...

Jan, 14 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 996 views General

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How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:

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Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes.... After that, who cares? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs

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Har ladka kisi ladki ki jindgi me pahla ladka hona chahta he or har ladki, ladke ki jindgi me akhri hona chahti he

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