I Met Money

I Met Money
I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...
  

Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1011 views       General

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My Health problemhas reached such a CRITICAL stage that doctor says there are only 2options left.. . . . . . EitherI.C.U. Or U.C.Me
Every Girl is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic., In Short form, they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!
Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
SMS doesn’t mean only Short Messaging Service, but it also means Some Moments Shared with loved ones.
There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage
Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..
Abey O Burai ke Rasgulle Paap ki Barfi Bewafai ke laddoo Farebi jalebi Dhokhebazi ki chikki Badmashi ke Pede Matlab ke halve Tu Bahut SWEET hai re!
Aapke Liye film me Baat ki hai, chota sa Role hai,EMRAAN HASHMI aapko pani me le ja raha hai.Film ka naam hai "GAYI BHAINS PANI MEIN":
Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!
Wen things go wrongWen sadnes fills ur HeartWen tears flow in ur eyesAlways say these words:A ganpat chal daaru la...
Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI