Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile

Roses are RED Violets are BLUE Monkeys Like U Should be kept in the ZOO Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U

The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb are ... A girl 's smile and her tears which can make the boys to do anything!!..

What do u call a Colourful Sindhi Rangwani, Sindhi Postman Mailwani, Sindhi Electrician Bijlani, Sindhi Milkman Dudhani, Forgetful Sindhi Bhuljani

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...

Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

Kiki kuku kikiki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki kurCongrats U have Learnt MONKEY language successfully.Plz Come and collect ur disti certificate+ Free banana

once all village peopl decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peopl gathered & only one boy came with n umbarella. THATS CONFIDENCE..

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,