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How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:

Jan, 14 2012 100 chars (1 sms) 1020 views General

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What is the similarity between Bill gates & me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes 2my house& I never go 2 his house EGO Problem

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,U call it takdeer

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . .

How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..

21st century is truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking: FIRELESSYouth: JOBLESSThis msg: MEANINGLESSSendePRICELESSReadeUSELESS.

"Love is like a long sweet dream" n Marriage is an alarm clock." so hv sweet dreams til ur alarm wakes u up. "HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE" So.....Enjy it..

Try this,go to write msg,activate dictionary then hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it phir dekho kamaal

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.

Dil ko Dil samjho to ishq karoDard ko Dard samjo to mohabbat karoWade ko Wada samjho to pura karoOrmereko apna samjho to 1 SMS karo

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.

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