How 2 make

How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:

Jan, 14 2012 100 chars (1 sms) 908 views General

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Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

There are only

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friendsGood jobGood foodGood sleep&" GOOD _ UCK "whatever u are thinking..That's right..

NOBODY like U,

NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.

A modern employer

A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

Don't marry the

Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without

There are 2 times,

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

Nature is a miracle.

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Water is COLOURLESS,

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.

The most widely

The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .

I luv MUMBAI

I luv MUMBAI bcoz she is like mother to millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English,BA in Gujarati &AI in Marathi. Why worry MUM+BA+I.

SMOKE everyday! SMOKE

SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S Send M Me O One K Kool S SMS E Everyday! So,Please kindly feel free to SMOKE..Better, be a chain smoker

A kiss is a lovely trick

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

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