Staying single is

Staying single is
Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!
  

Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1140 views       General

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
ABCDEFG: a boy can do everithing for girl. GFEDCBA: Girl forget everything done & catchs new boy again.
every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....
Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.