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Staying single is
Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!
  
Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1270 views       General

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When ur life is in
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!
We need not
We need not worry abt those who hve cum by "BOAT" BUT We mst really worry abt those who hv come by "VOTE"They r our real Enemies G'mrng
Which FISH can
Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.
Common sense is
Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!
Piece of philosophy frm a
Piece of philosophy frm a passionate smoker:"I alwys think of leaving cigarttes but for thinkng,i need a cigarette.
Heaven is when u have
Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.
Girlfren ko I LOVE
Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai Balance khatm Ab kya karoge kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge Main batata hun kya karna hai..mujhe no. dedo me bol dunga
Two devils came
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Where r u? U r
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
In a Cricket Match
In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"
Marriage is a relationship
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
Lyf is short,live
Lyf is short,live it. Luv is rare,grab it. Anger is bad,dump it.fear is awful,face it.memories r sweet,cherish it. Sender is genius, accept it.Hehe…

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