Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.

Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.

so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE

Tomato Potato Brinjal Ginger Carrot Ladyfinger Lemon Onion Garlic Mushroom Cheese Cabbage Confused .... ?" VEG " sms hai.Kisi ko bhi bhej sakte ho.!!

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega dosti ka silsila badalta rahega aap delete karte reh jaoge par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta rahega

Magic Trick1 GlassThanda Pani loaur use Apne Baaju Baithe Aadmi Par Daal doYe Thanda Pani Use GARAM kar dega.Its TrueWarning:Try at ur own RISK

Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS...!!